09/24 - Mascarpone Monday!

[Starslip]

/me googles how to trick job personality tests

I refuse to believe that turking hasn't already taught you that.

 

[aveline]

Title: Appliance Image Entry | PANDA Requester: Justin Thacker [AZZ4E7FKHTAXH] (Contact) TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay: 3.30] [Fast: 4.22] [Comm: 2.94] [Fair: 3.32] [Reviews: 33] [ToS: 1] TO2: [Hrly: $6.00] [Pen: 1.00 days] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 1] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Duration: 30 minutes Available: 86 Reward: $0.05 Description: Enter the model and serial numbers from the image provided Requirements: Photo Moderation Masters Exists

 

[Starslip]

Title: Answer a survey about workplace experience | Accept Requester: Laura Little [A3H4TABZC0I4U4] Contact TO: No Reviews Reward: 1.50 Duration: 3600 Available: 1 Description: Answer a survey about sexual harassment, thinking, and emotions at work Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 1000; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.3.12​

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Make sure you give them a 1 on communication despite not trying to communicate with them

 

[Jaded]

I refuse to believe that turking hasn't already taught you that.

idk big lots has a hard one that's really confusing me.

 

[C to the J]

Title: Research study on profile browsing strategy | Accept Requester: Lockwood Lab [A2XSRQA64SBQUV] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay=2.14] [Fast=3.17] [Comm=2.65] [Fair=3.45] [Reviews=41] [ToS=0] Reward: 3.00 Duration: 7200 Available: 1 Description: Browse online dating profiles for 10 minutes and tell us about your experience. Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95; Location In CA, US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.3.12​

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[Jaded]

idk big lots has a hard one that's really confusing me.

Hypothetically? Theoretically?

one of those

 

[aveline]

idk big lots has a hard one that's really confusing me.

It's the "Do you really want to work here?" question, isn't it?

 

[Starslip]

It's the "Do you really want to work here?" question, isn't it?

"...4 out of 10"
"Wow, that's way higher than most people put, we're going to make you a manager"

 

[Jaded]

It's the "Do you really want to work here?" question, isn't it?

Yes, apparently two letters is not a long enough answer.

 

[turkinusa]

I made goal today already! After looking at C to the J's daily earnings I feel about the size of a pillbug, but still...goal is made!

his daily PEs make me pretty sure i'm bad at turking

 

[turkleton]

It's the "Do you really want to work here?" question, isn't it?

At Big Lots? Probably not, but you don't understand how desperate for money I am...

 

[C to the J]

Really Du?
2 fucking cents?

 

[Starslip]

Obviously that should have been manager, as opposed to a place for Jesus to be born

 

[turkleton]

Yes, apparently two letters is not a long enough answer.

Its cause you're not using cuss words. That's how not so good rappers make their verses long enough to be music.

 

[Starslip]

At Big Lots? Probably not, but you don't understand how desperate for money I am...

"How badly do you want this job?"
"Well, I've turked for several years..."
"Say no more. I'm so sorry"

 

[Jaded]

Obviously that should have been manager, as opposed to a place for Jesus to be born

Oh, I really wanted to be a manger.

 

[turkleton]

"How badly do you want this job?"
"Well, I've turked for several years..."
"Say no more. I'm so sorry"

"Here, I've got some canned goods in my car I give to charity. You're welcome to as much as you'd like, you poor, poor sad turker you."

 

[aveline]

"...4 out of 10"
"Wow, that's way higher than most people put, we're going to make you a manger"

Back when I used to have to do hiring interviews, one of the questions that I was required to ask was, "On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you really want to work here?" I thought it was such a stupid question because I figured everyone was just going to lie anyway. I was pretty shocked at how many people said like 1 or 2, or whatever. I would just think, "Do you even want a job???"

 

[Starslip]

Oh, I really wanted to be a manger.

 

[turkleton]

Oh, I really wanted to be a manger.

yer a manger