09/24 - Mascarpone Monday!

[Starslip]

Back when I used to have to do hiring interviews, one of the questions that I was required to ask was, "On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you really want to work here?" I thought it was such a stupid question because I figured everyone was just going to lie anyway. I was pretty shocked at how many people said like 1 or 2, or whatever. I would just think, "Do you even want a job???"

You have to give them points for honesty...then remove those points for lack of intelligence

 

[ThatsNotMyName]

When I did hiring I had some of the craziest interviews. People would be so willing to do a background or drug test and then when they fail say that it was a lie, or that the doctors office had a defective kit. Some people would say they had their identity stolen and were never in prison.

People would even bring a form and ask us to sign i. "Hey i dont wanna really work here but the state makes me show that I went to an interview. So, can you please sign it and then not hire me"

Edit: One girl went to prison on a weapons charge. She was trading drus for BIG GUNS. She told me.. "He said he wasnt a cop, which is sooo illegal dude. So I am going to sue them. I just need money for the lawyer"

^^ Im pretty sure she was high

 

[Mikeyyyyy]

PE: $108.88

 

[Starslip]

People would even bring a form and ask us to sign i. "Hey i dont wanna really work here but the state makes me show that I went to an interview. So, can you please sign it and then not hire me"

Ever tell them "I like your gumption, you got the job!" just to watch their faces fall?

 

[aveline]

When I did hiring I had some of the craziest interviews. People would be so willing to do a background or drug test and then when they fail say that it was a lie, or that the doctors office had a defective kit. Some people would say they had their identity stolen and were never in prison.

People would even bring a form and ask us to sign i. "Hey i dont wanna really work here but the state makes me show that I went to an interview. So, can you please sign it and then not hire me"

I had a lot of that sort of stuff, too. It was pretty eye-opening, seeing how people conducted themselves in job interviews and stuff. I had one person show up to the interview so fucking high that he couldn't even understand half the questions that I was asking. He just kept giggling to himself and mumbling, "Whoa, this is crazy." He even called back like a week later to ask if he got the job or not.

 

[lolkatB]

Hypothetically? Theoretically?

one of those

I think a hypothesis is a theory that hasn't been proved. Ex-hub wrote his Ph.D. Thesis proving his original hypothesis.

I don't think theories care about proof. I think theories are fake ideas.

 

[basketcasey]

just

I’ll make mine a timeshare and you can have a few weeks

 

[turkinusa]

a statue's butt is still a butt, yeah?

 

[GTR]

I just googled myself and found out that i'm not wanted in 49 states

 

[turkleton]

I just googled myself and found out that i'm not wanted in 49 states

I'm telling

 

[cb456]

I just googled myself and found out that i'm not wanted in 49 states

so what was that thing you did in Idaho?

 

[turkleton]

so what was that thing you did in Idaho?

Something indecent with a potato.

 

[GTR]

so what was that thing you did in Idaho?

what you do in I DA HO stars in I DA HO

 

[Beak]

"How badly do you want this job?"
"Well, I've turked for several years..."
"Say no more. I'm so sorry"

Would you believe me if I told you I did this for fun?

 

[turkleton]

Would you believe me if I told you I did this for fun?

Well, we certainly aren't doing this for money.

 

[cb456]

Would you believe me if I told you I did this for fun?

people larp, so I can believe it.

 

[GTR]

Something indecent with a potato.

Someones gotta keep the Mr. Potato Head in business

 

[cb456]

Well, we certainly aren't doing this for money.

so for the respect, then?

 

[turkleton]

so for the respect, then?

Oh yeah, I get so much respect when I tell people what I do for money.

 

[cb456]

Oh yeah, I get so much respect when I tell people what I do for money.

here is how to spin it:
I turk/take surveys for money .... BECOMES... I'm involved in psychological research
I take public opinion polls ... BECOMES... I'm politically active
I write out short repetitive sentences... BECOMES... I do work training Artificial Intelligence
I draw bounding boxes... BECOMES.... I improve visual recognition technologies.
I take jury sruveys... BECOMES... I'm a mock juror OR I'm practically a lawyer.

see. live the delusion