Right next to one. Why? Because I said the cow was going to eat the deer? I didn't think it was possible either but, I posted video evidence that it happens. I was shocked too but, I don't know how much more proof I could provide about cows killing and eating other animals. That said, I also don't think a male bovine is super interested in aggressively cleaning a deer. The licking get's more aggressive as it continues. I honestly don't think that there's zero chance that the next lick may have had teeth involved.
And if it's because I wasn't sure of the sex, it's just because I forgot to count the dangly bits.
But, you're right. I'm not on a farm. Just next to one.
EDIT Or, I guess there could be a third option. Because I didn't grow up on a farm, I'm unaware of how often it happens. Meh, either way.