10/5 - Frosted Tips Friday!

[Devil_Dawg]

off to take wife to see A star is born laters

 

[Jerami]

off to take wife to see A star is born laters

Have fun.

 

[Jerami]

I dunno kinda slow for me, I keep getting stuff I've already done.

I done like $10 on Prolific today though. Or £10

 

[lolkatB]

Bald isn't a haircut. You can't cut what you don't own.

Bald can be a choice not a necessity. Though I I would look like a pool ball and that's not a good look.

 

[Jerami]

Bald can be a choice not a necessity. Though I I would look like a pool ball and that's not a good look.

Unless you own a pool hall. Then it's tops!

 

[C to the J]

Things are booming? What's going on?

'sup?

 

[Mecca]

Shaving your head makes you look like a circumcised penis...

 

[Jerami]

Shaving your head makes you look like a circumcised penis...

I always thought it was, if you circumcise your penis, it looks like a bald person. I never knew I had it backwards!

Also, very GOOD the HUMOR.

 

[FrenchToast]

murder cats

This is exactly what we call one of them. Murder Cat. She went outside and not even 2 minutes later brought this darn thing inside.

 

[Jerami]

This is exactly what we call one of them. Murder Cat. She went outside and not even 2 minutes later brought this darn thing inside.

Is it still alive?

I mean the chipmando. Not the cat.

EDIT She probably saw it right when she got outside and it got too close to the house before she was out.

 

[Rogue and Ready]

murder cats

I don't know how to put this in a spoiler, or I would've. .

 

[Mecca]

I always thought it was, if you circumcise your penis, it looks like a bald person. I never knew I had it backwards!

Also, very GOOD the HUMOR.

At least it doesn't make you look like an uncircumcised penis right? I mean where would all that extra skin come from on your face?

 

[CrazyCatLady]

PE: $9.20

But got more homework done.

 

[ChristopherASA]

To my Yale partners..

Yale, the CIA "farm."

 

[masterx1234]

Wow that Alexandria batch went fast!!! Caught 19 of those. too bad the timer is 10 minutes or would have panda'd more.

 

[StarfoxJ]

Wow that Alexandria batch went fast!!! Caught 19 of those. too bad the timer is 10 minutes or would have panda'd more.

YeAH But WHaT If U HaD a N UnCirUMCiSeD pEnIS bRo

 

[ChristopherASA]

Good morning, peeps. Up way late. Too many sleeping pills or some such. I always feel "spacey." Need to get this shit "balanced out."

LUCK!!!!!!!!!!! today!!!!!

 

[Rogue and Ready]

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[ChristopherASA]

Took four hours to straighten my hair yesterday and I am still tired...

Funny!!

 

[Jerami]

At least it doesn't make you look like an uncircumcised penis right? I mean where would all that extra skin come from on your face?

So this guy goes on a really great eating plan and, over the course of a year, loses 180lbs. He's on the phone with his doctor and he says, "Doc, everythings been going great! I feel good. I sleep better but, what do I do with all this skin? I can't tuck it in. I can't leave it out. Can you help? I don't even feel comfortable leaving the house looking like this."
His doctor says, "Just take all that loose, extra skin and kinda bunch it towards your shoulders. Then grab hold of it and pile it on your head. Then take it all and hide it under a hat. Then come down to my office and I'll see what I can do."
So the guy does what he's told and goes to the doctor. He gets to the waiting room and says, "I'm here to see the doctor." Then, forgetting how he had prepared to leave the house, he removes his coat and hat. The nurse looks at him, shocked.
She says, "Mr @Mecca, you have a hole in the middle of your forehead!"
Mr Mecca replies, "Oh no, don't worry! That's just my belly button. Do you like my tie?"


That's the only extra skin joke that I know.