So this guy goes on a really great eating plan and, over the course of a year, loses 180lbs. He's on the phone with his doctor and he says, "Doc, everythings been going great! I feel good. I sleep better but, what do I do with all this skin? I can't tuck it in. I can't leave it out. Can you help? I don't even feel comfortable leaving the house looking like this."
His doctor say, "Just take all that loose, extra skin and kinda bunch it towards your shoulders. Then grab hold of it and pile it on your head. Then take it all and hide it under a hat. Then come down to my office and I'll see what I can do."
So the guy does what he's told then goes to the doctor. He gets to the waiting room and says, "I'm here to see the doctor." Then, forgetting how he had prepared to leave the house, he removes his coat and hat. The nurse looks at him, shocked.
She says, "Mr
@Mecca, you have a hole in the middle of your forehead!"
Mr Mecca replies, "Oh no, don't worry! That's just my belly button. Do you like my tie?"
That's the only extra skin joke that I know.