04/01 - Fooling April First Friday!

[sryan66611]

pro_2016-03-10T22-46-32_d87b444f-b82e-47cd-8c45-ae5dd6dc9a5e11:07 AM
The uberX would be fine. I'd like a driver who will play strictly EDM the whole time I'm in the vehicle.

I got you bro hit me up on the OCMP75 hotline

 

[P L A Y E R 9 1]

Batch!

Title: Classify arts non-profit organizations by discipline | PANDA Requester: Ian David Moss [AY90ALE2QZ098] (TO) TO Ratings: ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Communicativity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Generosity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Fairness ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.50 Promptness Number of Reviews: 4 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Help improve a database of arts organizations for a research project. Some web searching required. Time: 15 minutes Hits Available: 499 Reward: $0.20 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90

 

[LowCalCalzone]

Batch!

Title: Classify arts non-profit organizations by discipline | PANDA Requester: Ian David Moss [AY90ALE2QZ098] (TO) TO Ratings: ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Communicativity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Generosity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Fairness ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.50 Promptness Number of Reviews: 4 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Help improve a database of arts organizations for a research project. Some web searching required. Time: 15 minutes Hits Available: 499 Reward: $0.20 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90

#nonoMichaelScottgif

 

[Aydiarose]

Title: [Re-post] Read/listen to things that other people wrote about sleep; give feedback to help make our science better (~12 min.) | PANDA Requester: SCN Surveys [A05127962JF89F85P2RSO] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.78 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 39 TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Answer a couple of questions about your sleep behavior (~1 min.); Read/listen to others' statements about sleep (~8 min.); Mult. choice section (~2 min.); demographics (~1 min.) Time: 39 minutes HITs Available: 22 Reward: $1.25 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95;Location is US

 

[P L A Y E R 9 1]

#nonoMichaelScottgif

i'm too dumb for these hits so i decided to share with the class

 

[Jaded]

can someoen tell me the survey link for this hit

Got it., thanks.

Title: Short (5min) behavioral study | PANDA Requester: Manissa G [A3O58JOU3GWQQ7] (Contact) (TO):[Pay: 4.20][Fair: 5.00][Comm: 0.00][Fast: 5.00] Description: Do a short behavioral task for 5 min! Time: 15 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.40 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 80, Location is US

I think it's the one that just expired on me but I'm not sure. The doorbell rang, and there was a spider and I got distracted.

 

[hyway]

@Zodiac here is an example. I had it in the queue for a long time but once the agent got on it was done in 1/2 hour and i only had to comment a few times. (it can be shorter as well, but that gets boring)

• need a lift from the Haunted Pub Crawl in wilmington, nc asap for 1 person who is drunk and scared and hiding in a corner.
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  pro_2016-03-09T22-30-28_ea150efb-e93f-4558-a14a-6684c358ad68 10:36 AM
  has joined the channel.
• Be careful in the corner, I heard there's a snake problem in Wilmington today and snakes like to hide in corners too. I'll send an uber asap for you, where would you like to go? ((This snake gag has been a running storyline through 3 or 4 hits so far lol))
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  pro_2016-03-07T22-42-02_9228a962-c488-4f30-a8be-9f33fa109cc4 10:48 AM
  why did you have to go and say that. now i need to go to the The Oaks Behavioral Health Hospital
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  pro_2016-03-09T22-30-28_ea150efb-e93f-4558-a14a-6684c358ad68 10:52 AM
  I can get you there, is there any chance you know which pub along the crawl that you are at? Are you still at the starting point? 8 Market Street?
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  pro_2016-03-07T22-42-02_9228a962-c488-4f30-a8be-9f33fa109cc4 10:57 AM
  i did the whole circuit so it sure looks like the same place, only blurrier. so i would say yes
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  pro_2016-03-09T22-30-28_ea150efb-e93f-4558-a14a-6684c358ad68 11:05 AM
  I'm sure they can fix that for you at The Oaks. Here are your options: uberX$6-8
  uberXL$11-15, which would you prefer?
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  pro_2016-03-07T22-42-02_9228a962-c488-4f30-a8be-9f33fa109cc4 11:06 AM
  uberX$6-8

 

[electricskyangel]

pro_2016-03-10T22-46-32_d87b444f-b82e-47cd-8c45-ae5dd6dc9a5e11:07 AM
The uberX would be fine. I'd like a driver who will play strictly EDM the whole time I'm in the vehicle.

i raise you a driver that passes that led aux cord. last year my uber driver did that. as soon as he saw the crazy outfit i was wearing and the address for the edc orlando pit stop, he smiled and said, "hit me with the pre game". best uber driver ever. i gave my dude a tip for his awesomeness. he even asked to follow my soundcloud. i guess he liked the beats lmao

 

[MerryLou]

can someoen tell me the survey link for this hit

Title: Short (5min) behavioral study | PANDA Requester: Manissa G [A3O58JOU3GWQQ7] (Contact) (TO):[Pay: 4.20][Fair: 5.00][Comm: 0.00][Fast: 5.00] Description: Do a short behavioral task for 5 min! Time: 15 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.40 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 80, Location is US

I think it's the one that just expired on me but I'm not sure. The doorbell rang, and there was a spider and I got distracted.

Wait was it a spider at the door, or two separate events?

 

[Bigbore]

You've received a bonus from matt12 for work related to 3MDKGGG61QVU7TMYIC7A09YACOYT6F.
The value of your bonus is: $0.01 USD
big money lol

 

[Jaded]

Wait was it a spider at the door, or two separate events?

Well the spider was at the door, but it was the mail lady that rang the bell.

 

[MerryLou]

Well the spider was at the door, but it was the mail lady that rang the bell.

how can u be sure

 

[Jaded]

how can u be sure

I can't, but I'm hoping the spiders haven't evolved that far yet.

 

[Tuesday]

Title: 7-10 Minute Survey | PANDA Requester: Steven Dallas [A1G744Q3D2AZFL] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.00 Communicativity★★★★★ 2.82 Generosity★★★★★ 3.46 Fairness★★★★★ 4.10 Promptness Number of Reviews: 26 TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Complete a 7 to 10 minute survey Time: 3 hours HITs Available: 30 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95;Location is US

 

[MerryLou]

I can't, but I'm hoping the spiders haven't evolved that far yet.

There was a spider at our door this morning too. Nothing is safe. Women and children first.

 

[LowCalCalzone]

i'm too dumb for these hits so i decided to share with the class

And they didn't get gobbled up in 3 seconds so It's win-win for everyone :thumbup:

 

[Jaded]

There was a spider at our door this morning too. Nothing is safe. Women and children first.

How do I know you're not a spider trying to lure women and children into your web?


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Title: Answer a survey about your opinions about the design for a Local Events App Requester: FRANCISCO [A3ISM3UBHWFQR7] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 11 TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Give us your opinion about our products Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.30 Qualifications: Location is US

 

[Jaded]

Title: Scout's Game Requester: Ian Reed [A1HJ5PVUHEY0W] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.33 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.17 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 28 TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Interact with another MTurk worker Time: 24 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95;Location is US

EDIT: Damn sign outs made me miss this

 

[catnapped]

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You are receiving this email because a requester has granted you the following qualification:

Qualification: Classification of user intention qual
Requester: OCMP75
Qualification Value: 100

?!?

 

[lobo925]

These David Moss hits ompus: