01/07 - Mustard Monday!

[JenniLeigh]

Ryan Hauser .30 for 3 mins.

1:10

 

[Despairagus]

Oh my god, I want nuggets now. SO badly. I'm 5. Gimmie.

THE WHAT NOW!?
What amazing thing did I miss!?

lol I made a short recording a few weeks ago of me doing the Linda Belcher voice from Bob's Burgers, b/c idk I do it to my husband all the time and like... accents and things? So @Metallica calls me Linda but I wanted to re-affirm that I don't speak like Linda regularly.

Mostly b/c I trained myself out of my native accent as much as possible.

 

[Kennedy]

and also yes, that hot mustard chemical cup is the bees' fucking knees!

Haha! I thought I was the only one who said "bees knees." But I also say "cool beans" so, yeah...

 

[sofaslug]

My son only wants to eat McDonalds chicken nuggets. I tried to save a few bucks and get some from burger king instead since they're like 1.20 for 10, but he caught me on my shit and responded by screaming and throwing them across the room. If he was older I would probably have severely punished him by making him listen to megadeth. But ill let it slide. I was hoping my spawn would have a refined palette and want only pizza.

Hope you guys came close to goal today. Managed to scrape together a 20 in 5 hours. Feels like my first day of turking all over again.

Doom metal is better for punishment. That slow, dirge will give him plenty of time to think about how he done wrong. I would recommend something moderate to being with, like Celtic Frost' Monotheist album and then working toward something truly inspiring and depressing like My Dying Bride.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Wait.... has the thread been "Mustard Monday" this whole time? o.0

 

[Merovign]

You know, even as someone whose wheelhouse isn't Metal, Metal isn't punishment.

Polka is punishment.

 

[Jaded]

closing this tomorrow at some point, get your last minute votes in.

https://www.mturkcrowd.com/threads/december-crowdhitter-award-thingy-2018.4053

 

[sofaslug]

You know, even as someone whose wheelhouse isn't Metal, Metal isn't punishment.

Polka is punishment.

to an adult but toddlers will jam the fuck out of some polka. It plays right to their crazy ass nature.

Play polka to a room full of toddlers and it immediately turns into The Shriner's Circus.

 

[Jaded]

My son only wants to eat McDonalds chicken nuggets. I tried to save a few bucks and get some from burger king instead since they're like 1.20 for 10, but he caught me on my shit and responded by screaming and throwing them across the room. If he was older I would probably have severely punished him by making him listen to megadeth. But ill let it slide. I was hoping my spawn would have a refined palette and want only pizza.

Hope you guys came close to goal today. Managed to scrape together a 20 in 5 hours. Feels like my first day of turking all over again.

okay, in his defense BK nuggets are disgusting.

 

[Kennedy]

Wait.... has the thread been "Mustard Monday" this whole time? o.0

Shoulda been Hot Mustard Monday.
GFS sells this dill champagne mustard though that rocks all mustards.

 

[sofaslug]

okay, in his defense BK nuggets are disgusting.

I think they come from a genetically engineered, proprietary fowl called a 'clucken.'

true story.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Shoulda been Hot Mustard Monday.
GFS sells this dill champagne mustard though that rocks all mustards.

I love mustards. Mmmmmmm.

 

[aveline]

okay, in his defense BK nuggets are disgusting.

I always liked their chicken fries, though.

 

[sofaslug]

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[TSolo315]

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[Jaded]

I think they come from a genetically engineered, proprietary fowl called a 'clucken.'

true story.

I'd believe it.

I always liked their chicken fries, though.

I don't think I ever actually tried the chicken fries :o

Shoulda been Hot Mustard Monday.
GFS sells this dill champagne mustard though that rocks all mustards.

for some dumbass reason my brain saw GFS and converted it to "Jesus fucking shit."

I have no idea why but thought you should know.

 

[Kennedy]

I'd believe it.



I don't think I ever actually tried the chicken fries



for some dumbass reason my brain saw GFS and converted it to "Jesus fucking shit."

I have no idea why but thought you should know.

Because you have a creative mind. Or a demented one. Either or both.

 

[JenniLeigh]

No, no no... the only punishment music is that very specific Christian Rock that has the sexy beats/tempo/voices trying to sound all seductive and mainstream, while singing about filling you with Jesus to the point that you become very confused.
Probably not a good choice for children though.

 

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[nmelssx]

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I've never seen them post HITs like "MALE ONLY".