01/17 - Three-Bean Thursday

[Jaded]

Name something that doesn't cause cancer.

Love?

 

[Merovign]

I thought life was a temporary infection of the perfect system we call death. Either way.

Nah, that's too dark. Have some bacon.

 

[Jerami]

Nah, that's too dark. Have some bacon.

I don't think death is dark. But, some do. I understand.
(I know it's supposed to be but, for some reason, I'm broken in that regard.) It just sorta happens. Just a different state.

 

[thedorchannel]

To be fair, everything causes cancer.

yea but bacon got its own segment on Adam Ruins Everything. If that slick haired virgin says don't eat bacon, I'm not eating bacon.

 

[jan]

Name something that doesn't cause cancer.

 

[Merovign]

Love?

I'll give ya that one.

Not because it's true, but because it's getting dark here and that would be too synchronous.

 

[thedorchannel]

Name something that doesn't cause cancer.

ar-15s

 

[thedorchannel]

pesticides

 

[aveline]

No, I'm pretty sure Eddie Murphy causes cancer.

 

[Jaded]

pesticides

yer a pesticide

 

[thedorchannel]

Love?

nope. love causes me to drink, which will give me liver cancer

 

[Merovign]

I don't think death is dark. But, some do. I understand.
(I know it's supposed to be but, for some reason, I'm broken in that regard.) It just sorta happens. Just a different state.

 

[aveline]

@MerryLou

 

[Jerami]

ar-15s

Nope. They cause spontaneous exsanguination.

 

[Jaded]

I have this in my "weird gifs" folder with eyeball hotdog lady

 

[thedorchannel]

Nope. They cause spontaneous exsanguination.

if i dont know wat a word means, it doesnt exist

 

[Merovign]

Hey, I should be working!

if i dont know wat a word means, it doesnt exist

Yeah pfffff "spontaneous."

 

[Jerami]

That's weird.
I don't celebrate death or like it in any way. But, I feel the same about life. I like the term "expire" because I think the word death carries some extra baggage that describes more than the cessation of "life".

 

[thedorchannel]

i need 4 bucks to wrap this day up. someone help a turker out

 

[Peachy]

yea but bacon got its own segment on Adam Ruins Everything. If that slick haired virgin says don't eat bacon, I'm not eating bacon.

life is short though