02/05 - Tofu Tuesday!

[GTR]

i hope you feel better, Sondi

what is he whispering into his ear?

 

[GTR]

probably don't do the Hefty commercial

 

[Devil_Dawg]

what is he whispering into his ear?

no homo

 

[Jerami]

what is he whispering into his ear?

I'm Batman.

 

[FrenchToast]

Morning turkeys!

 

[rsmath]

FWIW, I think the row coloring has a bug in the new MTS. I think the change log said row coloring priority would be TV, then TO but in my Hit Finder I'm seeing a few items that are colored to TO when there is TV data of a different color than TO. Most items are correct (IMHO) - following TV if there is data for that then TO coloring if TV has nothing

 

[theturkscribe]

@Sondi Feel better soon!

 

[GTR]

no homo

only if it wasn't the reach around reverse chin to groin hiplock

 

[Jerami]

Imo, everyone should grab their 50 of these. Read the instructions well once. Then they're <30sec for $.10. So, 25min=$5. Better than Adsfarce.

@GTR, you do these yet? It's a quick $5.

 

[Jerami]

only if it wasn't the reach around reverse chin to groin hiplock

Thank god you said that twice. I almost didn't cringe.

 

[mboone73]

@mboone73
Happy Year of the Pig!

Gong hei fat choy.

 

[IridescentOwl]

Good Morning, Happy Lunar New Year!

I had a dream we were working on a batch training AI and it became self-aware and told us it was going to destroy humanity and we were trying to tell the world but no one would listen to us! "What the **** is mturk?!?" they would say...




Anyyyyywayyyyy...

Good luck out there, you obliterators of your own species!

 

[cassius]

a bit of egg humor

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-47127298?ocid=global_bbccom_email_05022019_top+news+stories

 

[cassius]

Gong hei fat choy.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/pig-perfect-hong-kong-review-boar-problem-070359548.html

it was either this or the one with the mug shot of a woman with a black eye who hit her husband with a pork chop.

 

[Chance]

Finally. The humans left, not sure where though.
Good morning online humans!

 

[rsmath]

@mboone73
Happy Year of the Pig!

yummmmmmmmmm. . bacon! It's been about a month since I've had bacon.

Dealing with the Chinese will be difficult for a little while as they celebrate the holiday.

 

[GTR]

@GTR, you do these yet? It's a quick $5.

i was just goin to try them after clicking your link, thank ya

 

[jan]

I was up all night with a stomach virus yay

My daughter gave that to me once.

I didn't eat for days

 

[Jerami]

Good Morning, Happy Lunar New Year!

I had a dream we were working on a batch training AI and it became self-aware and told us it was going to destroy humanity and we were trying to tell the world but no one would listen to us! "What the **** is mturk?!?" they would say...




Anyyyyywayyyyy...

Good luck out there, you obliterators of your own species!

I was wondering what happened. My Roomba became self aware and fucked off down the road. I found it 380yrds away, dead.

Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes...
My wife asked me, "Honey, why do you always wear your gun around the house?"
I said, "The muthaeffen' Decepticons!"
She laughed.
I laughed.
The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster!

 

[Sondi]

@Jerami T @theturkscribe @PeachyRider @GTR @jan

thanks guys <3

my husband is staying home today to take care of things so I got that going for me at least

and I have my purple powerade