So many of those I've seen over the years.
Used car/garage related-
Get the:
used car colour chart(for deciding which colour you'd like that used car)
muffler bolts.
Bonus-change the air in their tires and we can get them outa here!
Food service-
Ripped pizza dough? Find the pizza repair kit? We're out? Got a car? Run to the store across the road...
Bacon doesn't fit around the filet? Go to dry storage and get the bacon stretcher. Ask the dishwasher. You have to say it loud and slow cause he's deaf and doesn't speak much English.(He does.)
Carpentry-
Oooh, that's not enough paint to cover the walls/that board isn't long enough. Get the stretcher and hurry! Don't come back without it!
Jail-
You sign up for the overnight camping trip? Ask the CO(corrections officer).
They do the eggs special here on Sundays. Go tell the CO how you like your eggs.
We go swimming in the pool at the High School on Wednesdays. Go tell the CO what size swim trunks you wear.
All make me laugh.