OH, it gets much worse, soon you will wake up with hairs sticking out of places you never imagined, and your voice will get lower and creepier
you will get sudden feelings on wanting to attack kids kicking their balls in your yard.
mucus, lots of mucus
prostrate the size of a football, and when you go to see the Doctor about it, he will ask how old you are, then say "You've peed long enough"
But HEY, look on the bright side, you can now save 75 cents on the early bird Denny's or IHOP specials
and you can use your sag balls as a weapon, kinda like nunchucks...