It was def between Paris and Australia for me, but like... Paris isn't that hard, you know? Paris is like a short flight and it's... Paris. You can get there easy from London. AUSTRALIA has adventure and extreme heat and snakes... and uhh idk maybe I chose the wrong one.
Australia is a long expensive trip. Come to the poor man's Australia! Come to Texas! We have a impossible number of toxic animals, plants and people. Just like that other place(I mean Australia, not hell). There's beaches where you can get stung by Portuguese-men-of wars, ate by sharks, and annoyed by other people's kids. Try boating and watch the Coast Guard take down a mess of drug dealers. There's a nice spacious desert, too. Just packed with cowboys, horses, guns and snakes. Oh and don't forget the extra mean scorpions (don't ask how I know this one). We have an unpleasant amount of ornery armed, beer-drinking red-necks. Just like Australia. Yeah, come to Texas. In fact, you can have it.