04/13 - Ween Yourself This Wednesday

[Tuesday]

Do fire and water signs get along? I'm a Scorpio.

Well that explains so much.

 

[Pleco]

Awwwwwww yissssss, I scored some Passover Cokes! See, during Passover, high fructose corn syrup is not kosher, so they make these cokes with regular sugar instead. You get diabetes all the same, but with a much crisper taste.

 

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

Awwwwwww yissssss, I scored some Passover Cokes! See, during Passover, high fructose corn syrup is not kosher, so they make these cokes with regular sugar instead. You get diabetes all the same, but with a much crisper taste.

you ruined some poor Jewish family's passover when they run out of coke

 

[aveline]

Awwwwwww yissssss, I scored some Passover Cokes! See, during Passover, high fructose corn syrup is not kosher, so they make these cokes with regular sugar instead. You get diabetes all the same, but with a much crisper taste.

Now all you need is some vodka

 

[SpookyMyers]

Awwwwwww yissssss, I scored some Passover Cokes! See, during Passover, high fructose corn syrup is not kosher, so they make these cokes with regular sugar instead. You get diabetes all the same, but with a much crisper taste.

Mexican Cokes are where it's at. You can find 'em at the grocery. Also, Jarritos have sugar instead of HFCS. And sometimes you can find Pepsi or Mountain Dew Throwback (made with real sugar.)

 

[SpookyMyers]

Now all you need is some vodka

I literally LOL'ed at that one.

 

[YAHU]

Now all you need is some vodka

http://www.jsor.org/PDF/KosherLiquorListfix.pdf

 

[bxpretzel]

What's Libra, an earth sign? My boyfriend and I are both Libras.

 

[YAHU]

my sign is america

 

[SpookyMyers]

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[Vanyanka]

Well that explains so much.

Wait, really? Am I tempestuous?

 

[Pleco]

Now all you need is some vodka

You...I like you.

 

[Tuesday]

Awwwwwww yissssss, I scored some Passover Cokes! See, during Passover, high fructose corn syrup is not kosher, so they make these cokes with regular sugar instead. You get diabetes all the same, but with a much crisper taste.

Not to mention I want to know your astrological sign.

 

[Vanyanka]

Awwwwwww yissssss, I scored some Passover Cokes! See, during Passover, high fructose corn syrup is not kosher, so they make these cokes with regular sugar instead. You get diabetes all the same, but with a much crisper taste.

I see Coke with real sugar at the grocery store all the time but it's not advertised as Passover Coke. Weird.

 

[Pleco]

you ruined some poor Jewish family's passover when they run out of coke

I was gonna post a picture of a cute rat maybe wearing a yarmulke or something, and then I realized if I even tried to search for that on Google there's no way I wouldn't land on white supremacist websites and this whole thing was just a mistake from the start.

 

[VGB]

I see Coke with real sugar at the grocery store all the time but it's not advertised as Passover Coke. Weird.

Mexican Coke, its usually marketed as

 

[<Gucci>]

those cookies need to be paired with some fine mogen david...

 

[Pleco]

I see Coke with real sugar at the grocery store all the time but it's not advertised as Passover Coke. Weird.

That's Mexican coke, this is Passover Coke. There's many different Coke races.

 

[Vanyanka]

That's Mexican coke, this is Passover Coke. There's many different Coke races.

But aren't they the same formula?

 

[Kerek]

Hey everyone, @kryssyy said to shitpost a lot with gifs and pictures. Her words not mine.