05/06 - Fully Notable Melly Friday!

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

Edit: Also, Search Tools -> Type -> Animated

that sounds like too much effort

 

[Kerek]

that sounds like too much effort

You're bad at pusheens.

 

[Squatty]

Title: Attitudes Towards Sexual Assault on College Campuses.(~ 22 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Nikolos M Gurney [A2AME6IJD611SE] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.43 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 7 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: In this survey you will answer questions related to your views on sexual assault. The specific focus is sexual assault on American college campuses. You will need to read 2 essays and answer questions related to their content as well. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.30 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90;Location is one of: US

ETA- I caught this, but I do not want it.

Took me 11 minutes.

 

[coffeeowl]

Ah yesss.

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from David Mease for work related to 3QE4DGPGBRC3A6ZSRR0OEJG0GNM4GT.
The value of your bonus is: $1.00 USD

The Requester included this note:
funny your momma joke

Morning kids!

 

[Squatty]

Ah yesss.

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from David Mease for work related to 3QE4DGPGBRC3A6ZSRR0OEJG0GNM4GT.
The value of your bonus is: $1.00 USD

The Requester included this note:
funny your momma joke

Morning kids!

Are you going to leave us all hanging?

 

[coffeeowl]

Are you going to leave us all hanging?

Yo manma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her!


Classic worth a buck.

 

[Squatty]

Yo manma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her!


Classic worth a buck.

I chuckled.

 

[Tigerpants]

I chuckled.

I exhaled sharply through my nose while smiling.

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Yo manma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her!


Classic worth a buck.

I'd have to consult with my comedian friend, but think I could only offer you about $0.37 for that one

 

[sinon]

Well this was amazing to wake up to~

You've received a bonus from Jay Myung for work related to 3GKAWYFRAPSM08QW044FMINVKB3PDG.
The value of your bonus is: $12.00 USD

The Requester included this note:
Completed all 5 sessions on time.

Thanks for being a Worker on Mechanical Turk!

 

[coffeeowl]

I'd have to consult with my comedian friend, but think I could only offer you about $0.37 for that one

Well thankfully you weren't the requester!

 

[electrolyte]

I want to be spoonfed HITs and I also want to take a nap. Why can't I have it both ways?!

 

[Carolinec]

Took me 11 minutes.

already approved!

 

[Tigerpants]

Title: 25 minute research study with possible bonus(~ 25 minutes) | PANDA Requester: MPR Lab [AI2G5V8H1U52N] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.69 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.99 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.90 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.78 Promptness Number of Reviews: 89 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Make choices that determine a potential bonus payment Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 7 Reward: $2.51 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100;Exc: [12036-11447] has not been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 97;Location is one of: US

 

[Tigerpants]

Title: Twitter Users: Participate in a Psychology Experiment | PANDA Requester: MindAndLanguage Lab [AY5ZSV2NH629D] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.05 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 25 | TOS Flags: 1 Submit a new TO review Description: Seeking active twitter users for a short psychology experiment! We'll ask for your twitter handle, and will ask you to play a decision-making game where you inflate balloons to earn points. Average 15 minute task, we approve in 24 hours. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 2 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 50;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 85;Location is US

 

[Tini]

Good morning everyone

 

[Tigerpants]

Title: Quick Survey about Preferences!(~ 6 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Robyn LeBoeuf [ATI9TPCM1Q63U] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.29 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 8 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Survey takes about 6 min Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.70 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100;Exc: [12018-11429] has not been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 97;Location is one of: US

 

[Tigerpants]

Title: Experiment For Non-native English Speakers - Measuring Response Time To English Words (NO FIREFOX)(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA Requester: L-PAL [A5IZF8LFLYI7I] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 3.67 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.20 Promptness Number of Reviews: 8 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: psycholinguistic experiment: make true false judgments for ~100 words using your keyboard FIREFOX NOT SUPPORTED Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.80 Qualifications: Exc: [1554145521-4346] has not been granted;Total approved HITs is not less than 1000;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95;Location is one of: US

 

[Tigerpants]

Title: Take a 1-question survey (US-based, iPhone) | PANDA Requester: PickFu [AI2HRFAYYSAW7] (TO) TO Ratings: 4.30 Communicativity 4.40 Generosity 4.80 Fairness 4.79 Promptness Number of Reviews: 237 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Pick the choice that best answers the question. Limited to previous PickFu responders meeting the target demographics. Time: 5 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.06 Qualifications: PickFu NDA is 1; Mobile Device is one of: 1; Location is US

 

[Tigerpants]

Title: Short Research Study (5/4/2016) | PANDA Requester: Stanford GSB Behavioral Lab [A3OSXTUM1QEXNY] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.78 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.75 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.43 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.36 Promptness Number of Reviews: 395 | TOS Flags: 4 Submit a new TO review Description: Earn $0.40 for 4 minutes Time: 3 hours HITs Available: 199 Reward: $0.40 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95;Location is US