05/11 - Cult wisdom on Wednesday

[C to the J]

Don't try to be replacement @Kerek

Oh see I didn't know he was back.
I was just trying to keep his spirit alive.

 

[Kerek]

Oh see I didn't know he was back.
I was just trying to keep his spirit alive.

 

[Devil_Dawg]

But I believe you assholes can achieve your dreams and shit if you can stop masturbating

whoa whoa, never come between a man and he's fapping

 

[SunlitSunflower]

wold

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I FIXED IT!

 

[Tigerpants]

Title: Current Events and Attitudes Survey for Democrats | PANDA Requester: Internet Research Lab [A17GKYKR5IHV1E] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.33 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.74 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.85 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.81 Promptness Number of Reviews: 33 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: This survey is for Democrats or people who generally support Democratic candidates. We are interested in your opinions toward various topics in American history. 10 minute survey. For USA citizens only. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 50;Location is US

 

[Wolfheart]

I'm positive.

I'm just not NICE.

There is a difference.

But I believe you assholes can achieve your dreams and shit if you can stop masturbating to furry porn and put your mind to it.

 

[Lepi]

whoa whoa, never come between a man and he's fapping

I am not here to change you. I'm just saying, if you guys spent less time jerking your dicks to woodland creatures, you could probably go pretty far in life.

But I love you, even if you do spend your free time cranking your shaft to slutty raccoons.

 

[Vanyanka]

She's the sweetest.

 

[TQueen]

I am not here to change you. I'm just saying, if you guys spent less time jerking your dicks to woodland creatures, you could probably go pretty far in life.

But I love you, even if you do spend your free time cranking your shaft to slutty raccoons.

 

[KittyRaces]

I'm positive.

I'm just not NICE.

There is a difference.

But I believe you assholes can achieve your dreams and shit if you can stop masturbating to furry porn and put your mind to it.

Goddamnit, I love you.

 

[Jaded]

I am not here to change you. I'm just saying, if you guys spent less time jerking your dicks to woodland creatures, you could probably go pretty far in life.

But I love you, even if you do spend your free time cranking your shaft to slutty raccoons.

How many euphemisms do you have for that?

 

[Vanyanka]

I am not here to change you. I'm just saying, if you guys spent less time jerking your dicks to woodland creatures, you could probably go pretty far in life.

But I love you, even if you do spend your free time cranking your shaft to slutty raccoons.

I really missed the context here but I'm not sure it matters.

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

Title: Product Perception | PANDA Requester: Leila [A1QUW5TGU8LCJD] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 5.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 0.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 0.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 1 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Give us your opinion about some products Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 100;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95;Location is one of: CA, US

 

[Lepi]

How many euphemisms do you have for that?

How much time do you have?

 

[essjay]

I just got the funniest story on the scripts. I NEVER would have guessed the story I was told.

 

[Lepi]

I just got the funniest story on the scripts. I NEVER would have guessed the story I was told.

I'm bummed that I missed whatever these are.

 

[Horse Feathers]

How many euphemisms do you have for that?

An old British guy I used to play Tennis with used to say. "Where've you been? Pullin' your pudding? Floggin the mutton" I miss that old dude. He was hilarious.

 

[Vanyanka]

An old British guy I used to play Tennis with used to say. "Where've you been? Pullin' your pudding? Floggin the mutton" I miss that old dude. He was hilarious.

I read a British mystery series and they always use the most hilarious euphemisms. "Sending in the probe? Dipping the banger?" I wish I could remember more.

 

[coffeeowl]

Title: Current Events and Attitudes Survey for Democrats | PANDA Requester: Internet Research Lab [A17GKYKR5IHV1E] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.33 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.74 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.85 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.81 Promptness Number of Reviews: 33 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: This survey is for Democrats or people who generally support Democratic candidates. We are interested in your opinions toward various topics in American history. 10 minute survey. For USA citizens only. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 50;Location is US

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Think I'll go take a nap and displease @Lepi by cranking one out, laters