05/12 - Friendship Thursday

[Vanyanka]

ain't scared of snakes. but the son snuck in our bedroom once and put a fucking gopher snake in our bed, fucking thing bite me twice and I thought it was the wife's toenails. I could have killed the little fuck

Oh my god, I can't stop laughing. I'm sorry. How sharp are your wife's toenails, anyway?

 

[C to the J]

Title: Record yourself: Pretending to Talk to Siri Normally (For workers who are MALE, 30 years old or older) | PANDA Requester: SSAudio [A1X6NHVLK7N55A] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 1 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Record yourself speaking as though you were neutral. Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.60 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 80;Location is US

There's a ton of these with different requirements

Do we need to have a British accent though?

 

[Krikket]

Do we need to have a British accent though?

"Aye"

 

[Krikket]

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[Devil_Dawg]

Oh my god, I can't stop laughing. I'm sorry. How sharp are your wife's toenails, anyway?

don't know, think I was just dreaming she had sharp toenails or something, but the second time it got me, I woke up enough. that ain't the worse shit he's done over the years

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

Yeah they accidentally sent you my bonus.

Stop yelling

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

Stop yelling

stop posting

 

[jklmnop]

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

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The value of your bonus is: $10.00 USD

Two of these yet my inner masochistoverachiever is still disappoint

 

[catnapped]

Title: Answer a survey asking your opinions about measuring the quality of psychotherapy | PANDA Requester: Kathleen Ringwood [A25H7RHJD4RPO5] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: The University of Washington would like to hear opinions from consumers of psychotherapy (past or present) about the best ways to measure the quality of psychotherapy. You must be 18 years or older to participate. Time: 10 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $5.00 Qualifications: Location is US

To participate in this survey you must be at least 18 years old and have been in psychotherapy or counseling.

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

don't know, think I was just dreaming she had sharp toenails or something, but the second time it got me, I woke up enough. that ain't the worse shit he's done over the years

I lost my fear of them after a summer of having garden snakes dropped down the back of my shirt by a 7 year old.

*shivers*

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Two of these yet my inner masochistoverachiever is still disappoint

oh shaddap j/k

 

[lobo925]

Title: Answer a survey asking your opinions about measuring the quality of psychotherapy | PANDA Requester: Kathleen Ringwood [A25H7RHJD4RPO5] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: The University of Washington would like to hear opinions from consumers of psychotherapy (past or present) about the best ways to measure the quality of psychotherapy. You must be 18 years or older to participate. Time: 10 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $5.00 Qualifications: Location is US

This survey should take no more than 5 minutes.

 

[Kathryn]

Me during the coding task survey

WHEN IS IT OVER

 

[Krikket]

Title: Answer a survey asking your opinions about measuring the quality of psychotherapy | PANDA Requester: Kathleen Ringwood [A25H7RHJD4RPO5] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: The University of Washington would like to hear opinions from consumers of psychotherapy (past or present) about the best ways to measure the quality of psychotherapy. You must be 18 years or older to participate. Time: 10 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $5.00 Qualifications: Location is US

 

[GenericPear]

WHEN IS IT OVER

 

[Tigerpants]

Projected earnings:

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

stop posting

Stop breathing

 

[jan]

I have a friend who dated a herpetologist, but after awhile she had to end it (she said he was too weird

 

[catnapped]

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[Devil_Dawg]

Stop breathing

sounds like someone needs to get laid, @C to the J take one for the team