05/23 - Mr. Owl Monday!

[Pleco]

Yosemite is overrated too many damn mosquitos.... I went for 2 days left with 43 bites....

Those care called nature's love pecks. But it is packed with tourists there yeah.

 

[Shannon]

Those care called nature's love pecks. But it is packed with tourists there yeah.

Besides I only live 2 hours from there so I would be more critical of it.

 

[TurkingMaster]

I'm on the edge of glory! And I'm hangin on a moment with you!

 

[SpookyMyers]

Both my sister and I live in areas we could hike around for days. Not as cool as Yosemite for sure but our own beds at the end of the day. We did a lot of canoeing and hiking at Christmas. I'm not an outdoorsy person because I hate bugs and they ducking LOVE me. We had a good time anyway. Again, copious amounts of adult beverages (whatehaveyou)

 

[Shannon]

Both my sister and I live in areas we could hike around for days. Not as cool as Yosemite for sure but our own beds at the end of the day. We did a lot of canoeing and hiking at Christmas. I'm not an outdoorsy person because I hate bugs and they ducking LOVE me. We had a good time anyway. Again, copious amounts of adult beverages (whatehaveyou)

I misread your typo as "we hate you"

 

[Vanyanka]

Both my sister and I live in areas we could hike around for days. Not as cool as Yosemite for sure but our own beds at the end of the day. We did a lot of canoeing and hiking at Christmas. I'm not an outdoorsy person because I hate bugs and they ducking LOVE me. We had a good time anyway. Again, copious amounts of adult beverages (whatehaveyou)

I love luxury but I also love the outdoors. It's a paradox. I live in a beautiful place where I can hike and camp at places super close to me.

 

[SpookyMyers]

I misread your typo as "we hate you"

I probably use that more

 

[TurkingMaster]

 

[Pleco]

Both my sister and I live in areas we could hike around for days. Not as cool as Yosemite for sure but our own beds at the end of the day. We did a lot of canoeing and hiking at Christmas. I'm not an outdoorsy person because I hate bugs and they ducking LOVE me. We had a good time anyway. Again, copious amounts of adult beverages (whatehaveyou)

I love the outdoors but the outdoors don't love me back because I've been close to drowning in about three separate occasions. Although it is pretty thrilling.

 

[Vanyanka]

I love the outdoors but the outdoors don't love me back because I've been close to drowning in about three separate occasions. Although it is pretty thrilling.

How drunk were you?

 

[SpookyMyers]

I love luxury but I also love the outdoors. It's a paradox. I live in a beautiful place where I can hike and camp at places super close to me.

I like the idea of the outdoors. I like it in short bursts. I also like electricity and showers. And did I mention I fucking hate bugs? Just take some deep woods Off (deet)

 

[SpookyMyers]

I love the outdoors but the outdoors don't love me back because I've been close to drowning in about three separate occasions. Although it is pretty thrilling.

Breathplay... I getcha.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

I like the idea of the outdoors. I like it in short bursts. I also like electricity and showers. And did I mention I fucking hate bugs? Just take some deep woods Off (deet)

Yeah I like outdoors too, with PCs and cold mountain dew and that good cheese dip from the deli up the road.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Breathplay... I getcha.

Oh I have a whole playlist for tha... I mean... what's that? Huh.

 

[Vanyanka]

I like the idea of the outdoors. I like it in short bursts. I also like electricity and showers. And did I mention I fucking hate bugs? Just take some deep woods Off (deet)

I'm in the desert so the mosquitos aren't so bad here. I'm allergic to nature but I just load up on allergy meds and hydrocortisone cream and I deal.

 

[Pleco]

How drunk were you?

How dare you, zero drunk. Once I jumped in a deep river as a kid, I didn't know how to swim, in hindsight that was a mistake. Then the second time I did know how to swim but a cousin of mine didn't and I had to go rescue him and we both almost drowned in the process. So I'm pretty much a hero.

The third time I got stuck under a rock in a whitewater rapid and probably should've drowned but the current eased up and it spit me back onto the shore. I should've become religious after that.

 

[TurkingMaster]

I'm in the desert so the mosquitos aren't so bad here. I'm allergic to nature but I just load up on allergy meds and hydrocortisone cream and I deal.

What about the flesh eating zombies?

 

[Shannon]

How dare you, zero drunk. Once I jumped in a deep river as a kid, I didn't know how to swim, in hindsight that was a mistake. Then the second time I did know how to swim but a cousin of mine didn't and I had to go rescue him and we both almost drowned in the process. So I'm pretty much a hero.

The third time I got stuck under a rock in a whitewater rapid and probably should've drowned but the current eased up and it spit me back onto the shore. I should've become religious after that.

I didn't learn how to swim till 13 because of a ptsd issue with a almost drowning as a kid. I can't do open bodies of water even as an adult and my parents own a boat and have a pool.

 

[TurkingMaster]

How dare you, zero drunk. Once I jumped in a deep river as a kid, I didn't know how to swim, in hindsight that was a mistake. Then the second time I did know how to swim but a cousin of mine didn't and I had to go rescue him and we both almost drowned in the process. So I'm pretty much a hero.

The third time I got stuck under a rock in a whitewater rapid and probably should've drowned but the current eased up and it spit me back onto the shore. I should've become religious after that.

His name was Jason Vorhees

 

[Pleco]

I didn't learn how to swim till 13 because of a ptsd issue with a almost drowning as a kid. I can't do open bodies of water even as an adult and my parents own a boat and have a pool.

I feel you, after every incident I did get pretty afraid of water for a while. But I always end up coming back, the water calls back to me, probably so it can finally kill me.