06/07 - Tuna Tuesday!

[ckm]

An excellent essay from McSweeney's:

If You Take My Survey, I'll Let You Watch Me Cut My Finger Off

This is sad and really gross.

 

[LightningLord]

Title: Describe your least favorite HIT | PANDA Requester: R. Gordon [A3JQWGURL50FZF] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.40 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 16 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: What is your least favorite, commonly encountered type of survey HIT? Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.15 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 500;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95;Location is US

These types of hits:

Title: This HIT is private and only availbale to some individuals | PANDA Requester: Valya Asparouhova [A271V8FHZVIMT4] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 2.81 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.43 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.33 Promptness Number of Reviews: 23 | TOS Flags: 1 Submit a new TO review Description: Enter unique code sent to you via email and get paid $2.10 Time: 2 weeks 6 days HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.10 Qualifications: Location is US

 

[catnapped]

Title: Online Car purchase experience | PANDA Requester: Nikhil [A1C6PTUQ5DC3UR] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: This survey will require you to read certain situations and give in your responses Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 70;Total approved HITs is greater than 50;Location is US

All HIT that complete in less than 10mins will be rejected

 

[SquishyFluffkin]

Title: 5-7 minute study | PANDA Requester: PBJ Manager [A1BM35NPP0Y6VB] (TO) TO Ratings: ????? 5.00 Communicativity ????? 4.16 Generosity ????? 4.89 Fairness ????? 4.94 Promptness Number of Reviews: 67 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Survey about imagining everyday situations and thinking about other people Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 500; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is US

pbj surveys aren't the best but I like them

 

[LightningLord]

Title: Online Car purchase experience | PANDA Requester: Nikhil [A1C6PTUQ5DC3UR] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: This survey will require you to read certain situations and give in your responses Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 70;Total approved HITs is greater than 50;Location is US

All HIT that complete in less than 10mins will be rejected

Is that the emoji for letting the hit sizzle for a while?

 

[Aydiarose]

Is that the emoji for letting the hit sizzle for a while?

it is now.

 

[vickiJ]

Title: Describe your least favorite HIT | PANDA Requester: R. Gordon [A3JQWGURL50FZF] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.40 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 16 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: What is your least favorite, commonly encountered type of survey HIT? Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.15 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 500;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95;Location is US

Anything that asks me to remember a time;
Anything that asks me to write an essay;
Anything that asks me to play a fun game;
Anything that asks me to be a sender or receiver and multiply by three and divide by two;
Anything that has no progress bar;
Anything that has an inacccurate progress bar;
Anything that claims it is short, quick or fun;
Anything that actually wants me to communicate with other turkers;
Anything that has "your hit will be rejected" in big, bold, red letters;
Anything that says the "tutorial will take approximately 15 minutes of your time";
Anything that asks me to please read the next three pages of text and pass the comprehension test before the actual study begins.

Wait, that's pretty much every hit.

 

[tricker]

Do not buy Ben & Jerry's Salted Caramel Core. You will eat it all in one sitting and regret your life choices.

Noted! (she says, while scarfing down a McDonald's breakfast and having the same reaction.)

 

[LightningLord]

Gotta go do outside stuff. See y'all in like 5 hours!
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[Shannon]

Noted! (she says, while scarfing down a McDonald's breakfast and having the same reaction.)

Did you see the fence they put around the drive through on the one on 9th

 

[jan]

Title: Hello Big Five Study (5 minute survey) | PANDA Requester: Josh Uhalt [A7SMSO7O6YWE] (TO) TO Ratings: 5.00 Communicativity 3.56 Generosity 4.92 Fairness 4.92 Promptness Number of Reviews: 19 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: We hope this research will provide us with information about characteristics that may or may not apply to you. Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.30 Qualifications: Location is US

 

[thedorchannel]

Same here, three cheers for income based repayment as long as you don't think about it too hard.... if I had a time machine I'd tell my high school self to drop out and work at McDonald's, I'd be so much financially better off right now...

lol forreal... I'd tell my old self to work at mcdonnalds or a grocery store until mturk was invented.

I'm on income based repayment plan too. it definitely helps, but damn... can someone care about my degree please?

 

[catnapped]

Come back Brandi!

 

[tricker]

Did you see the fence they put around the drive through on the one on 9th

Since I JUST went through that drive through I should have seen it. But apparently my powers of observation truly suck when I'm near the McDonald's smell and I didn't notice the fence. I will look when I go back by there today on my way to the bank.

(but I'm grateful for the fence. I have had random people from the alley just walk up to my open window as I'm ordering, scaring the shit out of me.)

 

[Deleted member 481]

Title: Photograph rating task(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA Requester: andrew reece [AC3S2UWGCLQSK] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.27 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.38 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.73 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.70 Promptness Number of Reviews: 42 | TOS Flags: 3 Submit a new TO review Description: Put on your photography critic hat! We need your help in evaluating a set of photos we’ve collected. We want to know how interesting, unique, and enjoyable you think each photo is. It only takes about 10 minutes, and you’ll be helping out a not-for-profit, academic research team to do better science. Time: 45 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100;Exc: [-925296230-13894] has not been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95;Adult Content Qualification is 1;Location is one of: US

 

[Shannon]

Since I JUST went through that drive through I should have seen it. But apparently my powers of observation truly suck when I'm near the McDonald's smell and I didn't notice the fence. I will look when I go back by there today on my way to the bank.

(but I'm grateful for the fence. I have had random people from the alley just walk up to my open window as I'm ordering, scaring the shit out of me.)

being like can I get some change? and if you say no they will be like ok can you order me this?
At kmart a few months back I got a lotto ticket with my last dollar and a fat homeless bitch asked me for change and when I said sorry I don't have anything left she said "But you can afford a lotto ticket? Right."
Well yeah I CAN because I make my own damn money...

 

[Not A Robot]

Title: Online Car purchase experience | PANDA Requester: Nikhil [A1C6PTUQ5DC3UR] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: This survey will require you to read certain situations and give in your responses Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 70;Total approved HITs is greater than 50;Location is US

All HIT that complete in less than 10mins will be rejected

Shit.. I hope that took me more than 10 minutes!

 

[cassius]

Come back Brandi!

https://youtu.be/N-tRXewCAmU

 

[catnapped]

Title: Do this HIT if you recently joined a Google Group | PANDA Requester: Sergey Schmidt [A1IFMRTRLY6CMX] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 2.21 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.88 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.17 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.36 Promptness Number of Reviews: 234 | TOS Flags: 11 Submit a new TO review Description: - Time: 45 minutes HITs Available: 13 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 1;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90;Location is US

Please don't just join the Google Group now, then try the HIT. It won't work and we'll block you for wasting both of our time.

ouch!!!

 

[thedorchannel]

Title: Do this HIT if you recently joined a Google Group | PANDA Requester: Sergey Schmidt [A1IFMRTRLY6CMX] (TO) TO Ratings: ☭☭☭☭☭ 2.21 Communicativity ☭☭☭☭☭ 3.88 Generosity ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.17 Fairness ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.36 Promptness Number of Reviews: 234 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: - Time: 45 minutes Hits Available: 13 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 1; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90; Location is US