06/07 - Tuna Tuesday!

[SarahAshlee90]

Regular expressions are the worst and anyone who tells you otherwise is a @kryssyy

I happen to like @kryssyy, she's kinda cute

 

[Kessikitty]

So I accidentally burned my favorite part of dinner today and would humbly request to be hit by a bus.

 

[Lunnaku]

Man somedays I feel like I'm doing pretty great then other days I feel like a complete failure.

 

[catnapped]

Man somedays I feel like I'm doing pretty great then other days I feel like a complete failure.

Wait until you get into the big leagues when every day seems like an abject failure!

 

[Jaded]

Man somedays I feel like I'm doing pretty great then other days I feel like a complete failure.

THis feels liek a survey question. My instinct is to (o) Strongly Agree.

 

[Krikket]

Title: Social Networks and Org. Behavior | PANDA Requester: MiAgBe [A2M83GELOPO8DK] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.50 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Answer questions regarding specific scenario within organizations Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 100;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95;Location is US

 

[Jaded]

Good afternoon, you whimsical bunch of dim-witted snuff film extras.

THE WEEKLY CROWD FUNDS
05/29/2016- 06/04/2016

TOTAL HITS SUBMITTE 102,479
TOTAL HITS APPROVE103,196
TOTAL HITS REJECTE 17
TOTAL HIT EARNINGS: $10467.99
TOTAL BONUSES: $373.73

TOTAL EARNINGS: $10811.72

Average HITs submitted: 2227
Average HITs approved: 2243
Averages HITs rejected:1

Average bonus: $8.12
Average earnings:$$235.03

Average earnings per HIT: $0.10

TOP 5 EARNERS
J @jayjay
@catnapped
@nickhatesyou
@VGB
@buga kingz

@clickhappier

Sorry for the delay. The swarm of people in my house only just left.​

If we pooled our money, think of all the things we could do.

 

[Krikket]

If we pooled our money, think of all the things we could do.

That's a metric fuckton of pizza.

 

[Pleco]

So I accidentally burned my favorite part of dinner today and would humbly request to be hit by a bus.

And if a double decker bus, crashes into us...

 

[catnapped]

Title: Answer a survey about your experience with an online grocery website | PANDA Requester: Jeff Sauro [A1ARWZB2IY0GRI] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.33 Communicativity ★★★★★ 2.91 Generosity ★★★★★ 3.40 Fairness ★★★★★ 3.71 Promptness Number of Reviews: 43 | TOS Flags: 6 Submit a new TO review Description: We'd like you to use an online grocery website and attempt 3 tasks then answer some questions about the experience. No personal information is requested. Time: 1 hour 10 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.76 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 93;Location is US

 

[Jaded]

That's a metric fuckton of pizza.

That's at least two metric fucktons, but that math is tricky.

 

[Kessikitty]

And if a double decker bus, crashes into us...

I feel like you're trying to reference something, but I have no idea what it is.

 

[ShanaMarie]

And if a double decker bus, crashes into us...

You get a free ride to the morgue!

 

[catnapped]

Title: How good are you at perceiving emotions? | PANDA Requester: paclab [A296Y2VRRO9YUE] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 5.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 0.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 0.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 4 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: We will show you videos of people telling stories, and your job is to rate how you think they feel at every moment. Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $5.00 Qualifications: Location is US

 

[catnapped]

Title: Quick survey to help identify if a region on a mobile screenshot is tappable. | PANDA Requester: David Akers [ALUAI6BFW46XP] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: - Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 30 Reward: $0.51 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 1;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90;Location is US

Endor-a

 

[Pleco]

I feel like you're trying to reference something, but I have no idea what it is.

A horrible accident where two people got crushed by a double decker bus because they were turking while crossing the street.

Or this:

 

[Jaded]

Title: Quick survey to help identify if a region on a mobile screenshot is tappable. | PANDA Requester: David Akers [ALUAI6BFW46XP] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: - Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 30 Reward: $0.51 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 1;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90;Location is US

Endor-a

Is this submitting for anyone?

edit: nevermind pebkac error.

 

[tricker]

Is this submitting for anyone?

It just submitted fine for me.

edit: but ah, I left a comment!

 

[coffeeowl]

Is this submitting for anyone?

I had to leave a comment for it to work.

 

[Lepi]

If we pooled our money, think of all the things we could do.

Yeaaah, but we all know that realistically, we'd end up spending it all on hookers and blow. Or at least hookers and pixie stix.