06/15 - Willie Wednesday!

[coffeeowl]

Is that any different than reading this forum? At least they'll pay you.

 

[TSolo315]

There was a picture with a monster in a pool, and someone's joke was "There's a monster in the pool".

Judging other turkers work never fails to depress.

 

[wipeout4wh]

These diversity HITs are taking forever to load.

 

[Jesicu]

Uses for a shoe:

1: "throw at george bush"

2: "shoe phone"

3: "item of clothing"

4: "doorstop"

This guy is going places.

 

[Bigbore]

courtney needs to pour some cheetah blood on these HITs cause these loading times are ridiculous.

 

[Infinity]

Ways to offer help when someone thinks they don't need it:

1: "You say we need to talk"

2: "He walks"

3: "You say sit down, it's just a talk"

4: "He smiles politely back at you, you stare politely right on through"



Well played.

1: "i"

2: "dont"

3: "know"

4: "sorry :^)"

 

[Jesicu]

Uses for a paper plate:

1: "to cut out shapes like the moon"

2: "Frisbee"

3: "improvised ninja star"

4: "improvised super duper ultra galactic space traveling world dominating device"

I was wrong. This is the guy who's going places.

 

[redtokyoboxers]

There was a picture with a monster in a pool, and someone's joke was "There's a monster in the pool".

That is funnier than all of the ones I rated.

 

[Jesicu]

Uses for a shoe:

1: "A shoe can be cut apart and used to insulate areas of wiring, preventing electrocution."

2: "The rubber in the sole of a shoe can be melted down and used to repair a tire, or patch a section of a container for a short time."

3: "If the shoe were fifty metres long and twenty metres high, it could be used as housing, or as a large boat"

4: "If the shoe were made of diamonds, it could be used as a tool of universal barter, exchanged for cash in many places around the globe. Alternatively, if the shoe were made of petroleum, it could be used to power an internal combustion engine for a short t ime - with the length of running time depending on the size of both the shoe and the engine in question. What do you want from me?"

Ok. I'm done. Nothing is topping this. This is a turker who takes their work seriously.

 

[Bigbore]

ways to offer help to someone:
"ask if they need help"
"help them"
"leave them"
"kill them"

 

[TSolo315]

Oh... I capped.

 

[THFYM]

Ways to cheer someone up:

1: "Get them a beer"

2: "put something in their drink"

3: "two finger tango (only if they are a female and under 80)"

4: "say "your actually not that horrible""

 

[GenericPear]

whenever these lead to homicidal tendencies, its an automatic 4+ for me.

 

[TotalBabe]

Uses for a brick: "Dropping it on someone's head."

 

[aveline]

3: "If the shoe were fifty metres long and twenty metres high, it could be used as housing, or as a large boat"

I thought this said "or as a large boot."

I was like "oh, that makes sense."

 

[aveline]

Title: Do you regularly practice Mindfulness or a related meditative practice?(~ 7 minutes) | PANDA Requester: joseph smith [A4MVBD8I04U5J] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: 2 surveys for people who regularly (at least weekly) practice mindfulness or a related meditation Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.80 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95;Exc: [14959-14370] has not been granted;Location is one of: US

 

[redtokyoboxers]

I had this one

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the yin and yang of turkers

 

[Shuten Doge]

These things are making my chrome freeze

 

[Jqkill]

Ways to cheer someone up:

1: "Get them a beer"

2: "put something in their drink"

3: "two finger tango (only if they are a female and under 80)"

4: "say "your actually not that horrible""

 

[JenniLeigh]

Most of them weren't even attempting jokes...
they were just describing the picture.