07/20 - World According to Garp Wednesday!

[Definitely Not Riss]

Ooh we're sharing cute kids now? Here's my daughter -- she's fucking awesome!

This is my cute kid.

 

[Liz]

I do, all I require is a cupcake. I had a deal in the works but it fell through.

woah woah woah now, hold one a second

 

[humbleturker]

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[coffeeowl]

Close enough

Love it!

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

Title: Participate in a Memory Experiment (30-45 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Nate Kornell (Williams) [A35DIGMQ3QH5NW] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.46 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.52 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.93 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.86 Promptness Number of Reviews: 67 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Learn trivia and/or other information (30-45 minutes) Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $4.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95;Location is US

 

[loki3404]

Today my internet is out.

TWC is awful in NC

They suck just about everywhere.

 

[seventhaxis]

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[Roscoe E Goldchain]

This is my cute kid.

He's def fed up with you

 

[Definitely Not Riss]

He's def fed up with you

He is not supposed to be on the couch.

 

[NovaLord]

He is not supposed to be on the couch.

Don't think he gives the slightest shit what he's supposed to do. Smug af

 

[Itsmee]

Title: Your beliefs about a situation. | PANDA Requester: Altsuss [A1ATES40ZPE477] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.67 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.32 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.90 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.74 Promptness Number of Reviews: 97 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Report your beliefs about a situation. Takes about 5-10 minutes. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 17 Reward: $0.50 EDIT - 3 mins......

 

[Definitely Not Riss]

Don't think he gives the slightest shit what he's supposed to do. Smug af

He weighs 20 pounds more than me... My only knives are my words. I threaten to send him to the glue factory.

 

[Debatesmith]

Morning guys, quick question.
People can't turk from Australia right?

 

[SquishyFluffkin]

He weighs 20 pounds more than me... My only knives are my words. I threaten to send him to the glue factory.

Standard parenting technique. I approve.

 

[Definitely Not Riss]

Title: Your beliefs about a situation. | PANDA Requester: Altsuss [A1ATES40ZPE477] (TO) TO Ratings: ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.67 Communicativity ☭☭☭☭☭ 3.32 Generosity ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.90 Fairness ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.74 Promptness Number of Reviews: 97 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Report your beliefs about a situation. Takes about 5-10 minutes. Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 14 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: test id has not been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is US

 

[Metallica]

Morning guys, quick question.
People can't turk from Australia right?

Hit or miss. Some seem to get accepted now from outside the US, but not all.

 

[James]

Morning guys, quick question.
People can't turk from Australia right?

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure their toilet swirlies go the other way round, which is pretty weird when you think about it.

 

[coffeeowl]

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[Blue]

He weighs 20 pounds more than me... My only knives are my words. I threaten to send him to the glue factory.

He might work himself into a better mood and be more obedient if you take him to the vet. Chronic conditions like perpetual blurriness can rob the focus out of ones life.

 

[C to the J]

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure their toilet swirlies go the other way round, which is pretty weird when you think about it.

I'll fix that.