07/22 - Forrest Gump Friday!

[Yuk]

I'm sadly, sober as fuck.

 

[Pleco]

Is anyone actually working?

I'm *trying* to get pumped up for that baseline batch....

I just want to fuck off though...

This is the shitposting thread.

If you want to work please go here: https://www.reddit.com/r/HITsWorthTurkingFor/

 

[Matilda Jones]

I'm sadly, sober as fuck.

Me too.

 

[Vanyanka]

Me too.

It's better.

 

[Concise]

I stopped drinking mon-thu

fri night if I done good and feeling it (tonight is baller af)

gotta set them limits

sleeping fucking sucks but mornings are way better. Whatever it takes to control it, though.

See now, booze has calories. And I have to watch that shit... (although I did buy two bottles of Black Boss Porter tonight, Polish, 9.4% alcohol baby....)

Weed doesn't leave me hung over. It makes me WANT to eat calories, but doesn't have any in it, really. And hell... I can write, workout, dance, do so much on weed that I can't do on alcohol.

Booze does give you that "confidence beyond reality" thing though... you feel sexy

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

I bet if I did a part of that $60 hit I'd get tired


But my laptop seems so far away

 

[Vanyanka]

See now, booze has calories. And I have to watch that shit... (although I did buy two bottles of Black Boss Porter tonight, Polish, 9.4% alcohol baby....)

Weed doesn't leave me hung over. It makes me WANT to eat calories, but doesn't have any in it, really. And hell... I can write, workout, dance, do so much on weed that I can't do on alcohol.

Booze does give you that "confidence beyond reality" thing though... you feel sexy

The thing is if you do not eat and just have booze, you will still be thin.

 

[JenniLeigh]

 

[Concise]

The thing is if you do not eat and just have booze, you will still be thin.

Ah, Jessica Jone's diet...

 

[Red Leaf Falls]

Goodnight everybody. Try to keep at least some liver functioning.

 

[JenniLeigh]

The thing is if you do not eat and just have booze, you will still be thin.

Not true for bitches with pcos and thyroid issues

 

[Concise]

Maybe this is just an internet version of the movie Barfly.

{I believe it's said "Bar Fly" as opposed to "Barf Ly"}

 

[Pleco]

Goodnight everybody. Try to keep at least some liver functioning.

It's no big deal, I've got like three spare ones. I don't know how the human body works.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Ah, Jessica Jone's diet...

 

[VGB]

See now, booze has calories. And I have to watch that shit... (although I did buy two bottles of Black Boss Porter tonight, Polish, 9.4% alcohol baby....)

Weed doesn't leave me hung over. It makes me WANT to eat calories, but doesn't have any in it, really. And hell... I can write, workout, dance, do so much on weed that I can't do on alcohol.

Booze does give you that "confidence beyond reality" thing though... you feel sexy

I smoke too much when I'm holding

fucks with my productivity, allows too much escape, but that's personal

 

[Vanyanka]

It's no big deal, I've got like three spare ones. I don't know how the human body works.

Can I please have one?

 

[redtokyoboxers]

@D to the R

Scam Alert gifs are the best thing to happen to me all day.

 

[Red Leaf Falls]

It's no big deal, I've got like three spare ones. I don't know how the human body works.

You've got spare capacity. Rat livers are comparatively larger than humans to their body size.

 

[El Pablo]

the fuck you hoodlums doing to get 127 pages

 

[Vanyanka]

the fuck you hoodlums doing to get 127 pages