08/09 - Tiuirnosltn Tuesday

[Vanyanka]

You're not kidding.



On the Road to Lake Michigan
Praying for death
Once you've been marked it's finished, done
Led rats through the streets
I know what I said, now I must scream of the overdose
That's what they did
I know what I said, now I must scream of the overdose
Cold as hell black as spades
Survival such a silly whim

Right? It's morbid, crazy stuff.

 

[JenniLeigh]

It will be the best thing to ever happen to you.
You will have a new lease on life. Seeing everything through your child's eyes will bring fresh joy to the world

And you'll get someone else's shit, piss and puke on you- AND YOU WON'T EVEN CARE!

 

[Metallica]

What'd you think was gonna happen????

Do you know how babby are made?

The least that could happen is Hagrid showing up at my door giving me some sort of magical baby. If I could make myself invisible for a few days I'd be set

 

[JenniLeigh]

The least that could happen is Hagrid showing up at my door giving me some sort of magical baby. If I could make myself invisible for a few days I'd be set

Oh Sweetie... it'll take more than a few days.


Thank christ you can't knock me up.

 

[Metallica]

Man if you're worried about finances it doesn't get expensive until day care and such. Enroll in WIC and you cut out a lot of costs.

I wouldn't be hurting financially I'd just have to give up a hobby I've had for two decades lol

 

[TQueen]

"OK, people. My sister is going to start using the forum so let's all tone it WAY down."

I don't find this at all out of line or offensive.

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

@TQueen I forgot how to turk

first thing in the a.m, can u help me out?

 

[JenniLeigh]

Hey, um, @Pleco. If we ever have hate ex sex, can we triple bag?

PS- that'll just make extra friction- INCREASING chance of breakage....

 

[Vanyanka]

"OK, people. My sister is going to start using the forum so let's all tone it WAY down."

Also, are you saying you do not want to triple bag because that is crazy talk. It will help you last longer than 30 seconds!

 

[TQueen]

@TQueen I forgot how to turk

first thing in the a.m, can u help me out?

You bring the minis, I'll bring the surveys bb.

 

[Squatty]

I wouldn't be hurting financially I'd just have to give up a hobby I've had for two decades lol

You don't have to give up hobbies and you shouldn't. Just tone them down maybe?
Having a kid doesn't mean you lose yourself completely

 

[Kerek]

Hey, um, @Pleco. If we ever have hate ex sex, can we triple bag?

"Sex with animals? There's no time, man!"

( @DjBonadoobie)

 

[Vanyanka]

"Sex with animals? There's no time, man!"

( @DjBonadoobie)

What's done is done. I have some extra wine if you wanna come over?

 

[redtokyoboxers]

I wouldn't be hurting financially I'd just have to give up a hobby I've had for two decades lol

Also not true. Just go out to the garage and have some febreeze at the ready.

 

[Tigerpants]

Also, are you saying you do not want to triple bag because that is crazy talk. It will help you last longer than 30 seconds!

 

[JenniLeigh]

I JUST NOTICED THAT @Tigerpants USED MY SUGGESTED TITLE AND I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED

 

[Tigerpants]

I JUST NOTICED THAT @Tigerpants USED MY SUGGESTED TITLE AND I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S SO DOPE

 

[Pleco]

Also, are you saying you do not want to triple bag because that is crazy talk. It will help you last longer than 30 seconds!

If you want more than 30 seconds go bang an Olympic athlete, I don't have to abide by your ridiculous standards.

 

[TotalBabe]

Lots of extra sass in here tonight!

 

[JenniLeigh]

If you want more than 30 seconds go bang an Olympic athlete, I don't have to abide by your ridiculous standards.

at least give her 30 seconds she can feel