08/09 - Tiuirnosltn Tuesday

[Metallica]

If you put your willy in a cooter- you may as well just assume it's gonna happen....

We were just fine the past decade

 

[JenniLeigh]

We were just fine the past decade

J-j-j-j-jaaaaded

 

[Jharkan]

Is this all you say now?

Are you hinting that you want to talk to me about something else, bby?

 

[Peachy]

Are you hinting that you want to talk to me about something else, bby?

tired of that boy

 

[Metallica]

J-j-j-j-jaaaaded

I don't need your sass. I'm trying to get drunk here

 

[Squatty]

We were just fine the past decade

That is like flipping coin and every time it's heads, so you keep thinking it will be heads forever?

 

[Loxxed]

I've got like 8 months to worry about its until then I'll find something to entertain myself. Still not really believing the situation because the title of 'parent' has never been something I'd associate with myself

Most of the time I'd still blame yahu but this is my fault. This dude replied last night to a post I made and said he'd pm tonight now they a baby involved my bad [mod edit]

 

[Metallica]

That is like flipping coin and every time it's heads, so you keep thinking it will be heads forever?

See above

 

[JenniLeigh]

I don't need your sass. I'm trying to get drunk here

On BBQ Pringles?

 

[Loxxed]

J-j-j-j-jaaaaded

Leave her alone she's playing wow

 

[Metallica]

On BBQ Pringles?

I'm having a weird week OKAY

 

[VGB]

I've got like 8 months to worry about its until then I'll find something to entertain myself. Still not really believing the situation because the title of 'parent' has never been something I'd associate with myself

nephew is 8 years going strong

never would've pegged my brother for a parent, ever, nor would he have

does weird things to the weirdest of people, you'll be aight

 

[Squatty]

See above

Tomorrow, you should make your fiancé breakfast and give her a homemade card that says, "I know this wasn't planned, but you are going to be a great mom! I love you'"
She is scared too, probably worried about your reaction

 

[Kathryn]

I've got like 8 months to worry about its until then I'll find something to entertain myself. Still not really believing the situation because the title of 'parent' has never been something I'd associate with myself

Wait wait wait. Janthir proposed and now there's babby? She knows she doesn't have to do that now that she's got a ring, right?

 

[nana]

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[Matilda Jones]

Tomorrow, you should make your fiancé breakfast and give her a homemade card that says, "I know this wasn't planned, but you are going to be a great mom! I love you'"
She is scared too, probably worried about your reaction

At least you popped the question before you found out she was pregnant! You'll be fine. Worst case, you'll go in for your first ultrasound, and it'll turn out to be twins! Then just start burning all of your money.

 

[YAHU]

never would've pegged my brother for a parent, ever, nor would he have

read this so wrong at first

 

[JenniLeigh]

Wait wait wait. Janthir proposed and now there's babby? She knows she doesn't have to do that now that she's got a ring, right?

 

[Metallica]

At least you popped the question before you found out she was pregnant! You'll be fine. Worst case, you'll go in for your first ultrasound, and it'll turn out to be twins! Then just start burning all of your money.

Do you just find joy in giving nightmares?

 

[JenniLeigh]

Tomorrow, you should make your fiancé breakfast and give her a homemade card that says, "I know this wasn't planned, but you are going to be a great mom! I love you'"
She is scared too, probably worried about your reaction

Yep- as freaked out as you are... YOU'RE not pushing a human being out of any orifices.