08/17 - World's Worst & Weird Newscasters Wednesday!

[Jaded]

I can't read 'The Stand'.

One of my top 10 books.

 

[Vanyanka]

Title: Facebook Support Following Death of a Pet Survey (requires app download) | PANDA Requester: Jessica Vitak [A2O1GXD8E0ZXJ3] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.20 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 8 | TOS Flags: 1 Submit a new TO review Description: Academic study of Facebook use and social support following the death of a pet. For this study, we ask you to complete a short survey (~5min) and download a research-team developed application that allows you to memorialize your pet. Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 100;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 97;Location is US

I can't deal with these kinds of surveys. Yesterday, I couldn't find one of my cats for hours and I was terrified he was dead somewhere in the house. I was all blotchy and yelling his name. I think the neighbors thought I had lost a child.

 

[Zodiac]

I mean, 340 cocks in a row is a big waste of time. If you can't handle more than three cocks at once, you've got no business opening a cock stand.

 

[Vanyanka]

I mean, you can masturbate to anything if you're motivated enough.

To completion though?

 

[Kerek]

One of my top 10 books.

You've already written 10? Then why are we donating for more?

 

[redtokyoboxers]

I mean, you can masturbate to anything if you're motivated enough.

It'd be easier if she wasn't talking so much.

 

[TQueen]

One of my top 10 books.

Rob Lowe was great in that book.

 

[WalkingEmphasis]

I can't deal with these kinds of surveys. Yesterday, I couldn't find one of my cats for hours and I was terrified he was dead somewhere in the house. I was all blotchy and yelling his name. I think the neighbors thought I had lost a child.

Know the feeling. One of my cats is being stubborn and hasn't come inside for two days. I was freaked out beyond belief until I saw her in the yard.

 

[Jaded]

You've already written 10? Then why are we donating for more?

I forgot I word I was just about to edit it to fix and saw the alert and new it was you :o

 

[YAHU]

To completion though?

 

[Tuesday]

in a row?

Them's the rules.

 

[JenniLeigh]

58.

OMG.... are mods allowed to acknowledge cocks!? :o

 

[Kerek]

I forgot I word I was just about to edit it to fix and saw the alert and new it was you

Oh, so that's why we're donating.

 

[Vanyanka]

I mean, 340 cocks in a row is a big waste of time. If you can't handle more than three cocks at once, you've got no business opening a cock stand.

Are there such things as cock stands? There should be. Women could send their significant others there when they had "headaches."

 

[Jaded]

Oh, so that's why we're donating.

Yup. Because I accidentally words all the time.

 

[humbleturker]

You're kinda my idol to be honest. There comes a point when I just can't stay focused any longer, and it's not what you might think. Tonight I was going to retire with a good Stephen King novel, right up until I realized that the book I was looking for got packed away in a box in the attic 8 months ago when we painted the apartment. Short of pulling out a ladder, I can't read 'The Stand'. So, I'm like, what would humbleturker do'. Well. he (I think you're a he) would keep working. I'm just not up for it. I'm sitting here wondering if it's too early to derail the thread, and how I can curtail my language in a way that wont make anyone feel alienated.

You're awesome. You're earnings are awesome.

I appreciate the kind words. ^_^ And yes, I'm a dude.

 

[Jaded]

Title: Facebook Support Following Death of a Pet Survey (requires app download) Requester: Jessica Vitak [A2O1GXD8E0ZXJ3] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.20 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 8 | TOS Flags: 1 Submit a new TO review Description: Academic study of Facebook use and social support following the death of a pet. For this study, we ask you to complete a short survey (~5min) and download a research-team developed application that allows you to memorialize your pet. Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 100;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 97;Location is US

 

[WalkingEmphasis]

OMG.... are mods allowed to acknowledge cocks!?

Why couldn't they talk about roosters?

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Are there such things as cock stands? There should be. Women could send their significant others there when they had "headaches."

yep, any truck stop

 

[Jaded]

Title: Memory and responding to characters(~ 8 minutes) Requester: Simone Tang [AQ74Q2Z0O5CPI] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.75 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.49 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.88 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.77 Promptness Number of Reviews: 86 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: $.80 for 8 minutes Time: 45 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.80 Qualifications: Exc: [-243779813-19010] has not been granted;Location is one of: US

Title: Proofread/Edit a 10 minute recording Requester: Mary Stewart Malone [A2OGHH7WW1XGA0] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: Proofread and edit the recording. Make sure it is grammatically correct and if there is a new speaker, please start a new paragraph. Time: 6 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95