08/17 - World's Worst & Weird Newscasters Wednesday!

[aveline]

Wait, I was typing up a detailed response on cock stands and you posted this gif.

CAN WE POST THINGS LIKE THIS NOW? Am i going to get in trouble?!?

No. I'm not joking, either. In most contexts, that gif is really rude.

 

[Squatty]

Title: America's Car Competence (Must drive on a regular basis) Requester: Angela Listy [A1M2H0HAEXONBY] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.18 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.11 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.29 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.96 Promptness Number of Reviews: 59 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: A survey about car knowledge. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.43 Qualifications: Location is US

dunno how to drive can't test this one.

3-4 minutes

 

[WalkingEmphasis]

my dog just went down with congestive heart failure and now has time line of how long he's gonna live. my other dog is crippled and cant feel his back legs. fuck that survey! no amount of money.

I'm so sorry. I can't handle it when stuff goes wrong. I love my pets like they're family. *hugs*

 

[Kerek]

Title: America's Car Competence (Must drive on a regular basis) Requester: Angela Listy [A1M2H0HAEXONBY] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.18 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.11 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.29 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.96 Promptness Number of Reviews: 59 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: A survey about car knowledge. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.43 Qualifications: Location is US

dunno how to drive can't test this one.

Weren't you saving up to buy a car at one point?

 

[Jaded]

Title: Current events(~ 5 minutes) Requester: Simone Tang [AQ74Q2Z0O5CPI] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.75 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.49 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.88 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.77 Promptness Number of Reviews: 86 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: $.55 for 5-6 minutes Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Exc: [19798-19209] has not been granted;Location is one of: US

I think this is a different one than the last one.

 

[Vanyanka]

my dog just went down with congestive heart failure and now has time line of how long he's gonna live. my other dog is crippled and cant feel his back legs. fuck that survey! no amount of money.

I'm really sorry to hear that. Much love to you and them.

 

[Pleco]

If it were the 1850s, you could probably buy a sack of flour with that.

If it was the 1850's you could get someone else to go buy a sack of flour for you and you wouldn't even have to pay them...Not really condoning that I'm just saying.

 

[aveline]

Guys, let's take it down a notch with the sexual talk. We're trying to get away from that now.

 

[Jaded]

Weren't you saving up to buy a car at one point?

I still am, just not very well. Turns out I'm terrible at saving for things.

Or doing things in general.

 

[Kerek]

I still am, just not very well. Turns out I'm terrible at saving for things.

Or doing things in general.

 

[Zodiac]

No. I'm not joking, either. In most contexts, that gif is really rude.

Yeah, I figured as such. I wouldn't post a gif like that, you know me better.

But those damn spider gifs I've had in this wretched folder for TWO DAMN YEARS. I must let them out at some point.

 

[VGB]

@VGB never mind, just quit.

[cat knocking stuff off the desk gif]

nah you got me amped I'm going fuckin deep b

 

[Vanyanka]

Guys, let's take it down a notch with the sexual talk. We're trying to get away from that now.

Sorry, Ev.

 

[Zodiac]

 

[Kerek]

Yeah, I figured as such. I wouldn't post a gif like that, you know me better.

But those damn spider gifs I've had in this wretched folder for TWO DAMN YEARS. I must let them out at some point.

Edit:

 

[Jaded]

Yeah, I figured as such. I wouldn't post a gif like that, you know me better.

But those damn spider gifs I've had in this wretched folder for TWO DAMN YEARS. I must let them out at some point.

You just missed spider month.

 

[Kerek]

You just missed spider month.

Shelob and Ungoliant are still hanging around.

 

[Zodiac]

You just missed spider month.

No way! Is that a thing??

 

[Randomacts]

No. I'm not joking, either. In most contexts, that gif is really rude.

I felt like the gif fit though in that so I went with it shrug

 

[Devil_Dawg]

You just missed spider month.

what ever happened to those married spiders outside your window?