09/02 - Peachy Friday!

[Jharkan]

OK, your bans are fake. You're doing a disservice to those of us who really do get banned from places.

I worked LP for sears for 8 years, and I placed a lot of "ban"s on a lot of people.
not just the thieves, but also people who cause scenes.

 

[Jaded]

I was in line, there was a lot of people in lines, and there were like 8 cashiers open.
so this girl comes up and stands in the empty register next to where I was, looked over at me and winked, and said "I can take you over here"
so I said "I DOUBT IT, TOUGH GUY" and clotheslined her.

no one threatens me like that

You're hilarious I just laughed in real life.

Also speaking of bans I'm banned from (one of?) the Homelands in OKC.

 

[MerryLou]

I always eat and drink when I'm shopping.

All ya'll are heathens.

 

[Pleco]

It's from a Content Research "Clean-up a Question" hit.

Please don't talk about work in the daily shitposting thread.

 

[Concise]

newer one (I did a similar one yesterday, they're both still up)

Title: FEMALE only native speakers of American English, make 10 recordings of yourself saying short phrases.(20160819f_en_US) | PANDA Requester: Acme Data Collection [A3A1AJ4RPLTOLY] (TO) TO Ratings: 3.61 Communicativity 4.68 Generosity 4.92 Fairness 4.49 Promptness Number of Reviews: 80 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Please answer a few demographic questions, then record yourself saying short phrases. Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.75 Qualifications: Location is US

 

[kryss]

Must be a classy Walmart for Masters only.

Haha! There's actually quite a few things they frown upon. I've also taught me nieces how to get thrown out of walmarts. ^_^

 

[Jharkan]

I really hoping you're kidding because I honestly can never tell.

I never kid. I'm a very serious person.
they used to call me jimmy the heart attack.
you ever heard of a heart attack?
yea, they aint no joke.
they're dead serious. like me.
which is why they're called "heart attacks" in the first place
because they were copying my nickname
Jimmy the Heart Attack

 

[Vanyanka]

Please don't talk about work in the daily shitposting thread.

It's not like I do it a lot. Can't you let this one slide?

 

[coffeeowl]

Haha! There's actually quite a few things they frown upon. I've also taught me nieces how to get thrown out of walmarts. ^_^

They wouldn't take my grandma's checks when she made them out to WallMarts. People in line HATED us.

 

[Vanyanka]

Any suggestions if my dog doesn't like rice?

 

[Kerek]

Haha! There's actually quite a few things they frown upon. I've also taught me nieces how to get thrown out of walmarts. ^_^

I didn't know you were Scottish.

 

[Jaded]

Any suggestions if my dog doesn't like rice?

Feed it something else.

Alternatively, get a new dog?

 

[A6_Foul_Out]

Please don't talk about work in the daily shitposting thread.

Any suggestions if my dog doesn't like rice?

dogs eat rice?

quality shitpost right here @Pleco let's make MTC great again. for shitposting.

 

[Kerek]

I got banned from a grocery store for shoplifting a steak in high school.

 

[Vanyanka]

Feed it something else.

Alternatively, get a new dog?

What? Dogs actually eat rice?

 

[Vanyanka]

dogs eat rice?

quality shitpost right here @Pleco let's make MTC great again. for shitposting.

Hey! That's all I do! Don't you see my banner?

 

[Jaded]

I got banned from a grocery store for shoplifting a steak in high school.

That's silly, why would a steak be in high school?

 

[Pleco]

I got banned from a grocery store for shoplifting a steak in high school.

Bad move, if you're not a high school football star you can't get away with stuff like that.

 

[kryss]

I didn't know you were Scottish.

Me am today. (sorry, I tried, I've done nothing all day)

 

[Vanyanka]

Bad move, if you're not a high school football star you can't get away with stuff like that.

I'm a goody-goody. I've never shoplifted in my life.