09/02 - Peachy Friday!

[Vanyanka]

So free room and board, food, babysitter and this view every day. Any takers??? And farming season is almost over so I won't even make you work

I will steal my nephew and be right there.

 

[Kerek]

So free room and board, food, babysitter and this view every day. Any takers??? And farming season is almost over so I won't even make you work

What's the spider situation?

 

[Liz]

What's the spider situation?

Very limited. The snakes eat them

 

[Jharkan]

I guess that's the kind of thing people do when they don't get laid in High School...

not true.
I didn't get laid til almost a decade after high school (I never once attempted to talk to a girl at all. not out of nervousness, just because I didn't care)
and I've never ONCE stolen suction cups

 

[<Gucci>]

You saw nothing

 

[Kerek]

Very limited. The snakes eat them

Eek. Face.

 

[whateverjill]

I got banned from a grocery store for shoplifting a steak in high school.

Did you keep the steak though?

 

[coffeeowl]

I plead the fifth. Never convicted.

 

[Kerek]

Did you keep the steak though?

I kept all the ones I stole before that.

 

[Jaded]

I did the lamest shoplift of all time in my younger years and stole suction cups from a Petco...

When I was like 10, I decided to shoplift cause I was bored and I stole those really ugly red fingertip fake fingernails. And that's the reason I'm banned from Homeland.

It's worse because I got away with it and went back for more of them, because apparently 10 weren't enough. (Did not make it out a second time.)

 

[Liz]

I did the lamest shoplift of all time in my younger years and stole suction cups from a Petco...

Stole a block of wood in kindergarten from my friends dads truck. I thought I would carve it and he had like a thousand of them.

 

[humbleturker]

So free room and board, food, babysitter and this view every day. Any takers??? And farming season is almost over so I won't even make you work

Gonna slide into the situation like dis.

 

[WalkingEmphasis]

We're badass, guys.

 

[catnapped]

I plead the fifth. Never convicted.

Me neither

 

[Tandem In Time]

I stole a pence once.

 

[humbleturker]

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[Vanyanka]

When I was like 10, I decided to shoplift cause I was bored and I stole those really ugly red fingertip fake fingernails. And that's the reason I'm banned from Homeland.

It's worse because I got away with it and went back for more of them, because apparently 10 weren't enough. (Did not make it out a second time.)

I think maybe the ban has been lifted by now.

 

[Pleco]

Can we add some tattoo tears to the Mturk Crowd logo? Because we're hard af.

 

[coffeeowl]

Me neither

 

[Maria Tortilla]

I got banned from a grocery store for shoplifting a steak in high school.

I always used to steal steaks back when self-checkouts first came around and they weren't ever monitored. I'd put three in one bag and just scan one steak. :whistle: