09/02 - Peachy Friday!

[Kerek]

I don't even know what to make of you. You like @kryssy which had already made me suspicious and now you have some superhero brain that you often use for evil?

People didn't read the text of that red panda closely enough. It said likable and lovable, not liked and loved.

 

[Vanyanka]

He's the J. Edgar Hoover of MTC.

God, you're right. He could destroy us all.

 

[humbleturker]

A reader asked this question on an article about How to Imitate Alison DiLaurentis:

How do you be on top of things and always a step ahead and how can you know everything? Also, how do I become the boss of my friends?

@Vanyanka

 

[Kerek]

He's the J. Edgar Hoover of MTC.

My vacuums are slowly falling behind the competition?

 

[Liz]

It's kinda pathetic we're all here on a Friday night, though.

I had my jammies on 3 hours ago and was eating pizza and watching thelma and Louise. That's pathetic. But I will be back at nights now that farming season is winding down. You poor souls will have to deal with my dinner pictures again.

 

[TQueen]

Oh, really? I thought you uninvited me from your drunk party?

Well you're invited again. Don't be lame.

 

[Vanyanka]

A reader asked this question on an article about How to Imitate Alison DiLaurentis:

How do you be on top of things and always a step ahead and how can you know everything? Also, how do I become the boss of my friends?

@Vanyanka

Yes, I wrote that question. Good eye.

 

[humbleturker]

A reader asked this question on an article about How to Deal with a Nagging Wife:

After years of nagging and wife belittling me, I have had my fill. I only stay because of our children. It's unfortunate wife's don't realize they could have a better life with their husbands if they didn't nag.

 

[TQueen]

I had my jammies on 3 hours ago and was eating pizza and watching thelma and Louise. That's pathetic. But I will be back at nights now that farming season is winding down. You poor souls will have to deal with my dinner pictures again.

I think this should be a nightly occurrence. Dinner with @Liz.

 

[Pleco]

My vacuums are slowly falling behind the competition?

Ha! I get it. Because he vacuumed up all that info, right?

I'm smart.

 

[Vanyanka]

A reader asked this question on an article about How to Deal with a Nagging Wife:

After years of nagging and wife belittling me, I have had my fill. I only stay because of our children. It's unfortunate wife's don't realize they could have a better life with their husbands if they didn't nag.

You just have to time your nagging right. Like right after sex or when he wants to play poker.

 

[Vanyanka]

Ha! I get it. Because he vacuumed up all that info, right?

I'm smart.

I'm not sure @Kerek meant his joke to be that multi-leveled.

 

[Liz]

I think this should be a nightly occurrence. Dinner with @Liz.

AS you know it's typically scary, unedible and ends up being cereal or pizza night after I throw away the dinner I destoyed

 

[Kerek]

I'm not sure @Kerek meant his joke to be that multi-leveled.

( @Tismo ?)

 

[TQueen]

( @Tismo ?)

Stop that

 

[Kerek]

Stop that

I don't know how else to summon him. Have we lost hope?

 

[TQueen]

I don't know how else to summon him. Have we lost hope?

You're right. I'm glad you're staying strong.

 

[Pleco]

I'm not sure @Kerek meant his joke to be that multi-leveled.

All my jokes are multi-leveled, I'm the M. C. Escher of comedians.


Welp, this rum has certainly taken effect quicker than I expected.

 

[Vanyanka]

All my jokes are multi-leveled, I'm the M. C. Escher of comedians.


Welp, this rum has certainly taken effect quicker than I expected.

At least some of your wit is coming back. I was becoming worried.

 

[Kerek]

All my jokes are multi-leveled, I'm the M. C. Escher of comedians.


Welp, this rum has certainly taken effect quicker than I expected.