Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Jaded]

A dead guy?

Yeah we lived in a bad neighborhood. He was stabbed :o

 

[Lepi]

Most of my shop lifting has been entirely accidental. At one point I was in a really long line at Wal-Mart, so I grabbed a book to read while I waited, and then I forgot I was holding it and walked right out of the store with it. Didn't even realize until I came back to my car later and saw the book on the seat.

 

[Jaded]

Most of my shop lifting has been entirely accidental. At one point I was in a really long line at Wal-Mart, so I grabbed a book to read while I waited, and then I forgot I was holding it and walked right out of the store with it. Didn't even realize until I came back to my car later and saw the book on the seat.

I stole a can of tomatoes on accident the other day :o They were hiding under a bag of cereal and I didn't see them.

 

[Liz]

I used to steal cigarettes and hide them in my daughters stroller. Mom of the year. I have never told anyone that

 

[Vanyanka]

You can have all mine, I never wear them for longer than 5 minutes >.<

I'm still super into headbands. I wear them all the time and I don't care if I'm too old for it.

 

[Liz]

I'm still super into headbands. I wear them all the time and I don't care if I'm too old for it.

I am too old...41

 

[Jaded]

I'm gonna be thirty this year and I don't know how I feel about that >.>

 

[Lepi]

I stole a can of tomatoes on accident the other day They were hiding under a bag of cereal and I didn't see them.

That Wal-Mart was lax as hell about security. I'm pretty sure people just walked in and stole sandwiches from the deli all the time.

The one in the next town over was hard core though. At one point I went and bought one of those big 50 gallon trash cans and a rake, and I used self check out but it didn't print the reciept. Tried to leave, and they stopped me and wouldn't let me leave until I went to Customer Service and got customer services to find the reciept and print it. I was like 9 1/2 months pregnant, still in my work uniform, and I just kept yelling "WHAT KIND OF CRIME IS THIS? Who the fuck shop lifts a RAKE?"

 

[Liz]

I'm gonna be thirty this year and I don't know how I feel about that >.>

So young

 

[Vanyanka]

I am too old...41

Not too old. I'd do it. I love the knee socks too.

I think I've only shoplifted cuticle cream once. Well, sometimes in self-checkout, I put organic produce in as regular produce. I'm a bad person.

 

[Jaded]

That Wal-Mart was lax as hell about security. I'm pretty sure people just walked in and stole sandwiches from the deli all the time.

The one in the next town over was hard core though. At one point I went and bought one of those big 50 gallon trash cans and a rake, and I used self check out but it didn't print the reciept. Tried to leave, and they stopped me and wouldn't let me leave until I went to Customer Service and got customer services to find the reciept and print it. I was like 9 1/2 months pregnant, still in my work uniform, and I just kept yelling "WHAT KIND OF CRIME IS THIS? Who the fuck shop lifts a RAKE?"

9 months pregnant and snop lifting a rake. Hilarious.

 

[Liz]

Not too old. I'd do it. I love the knee socks too.

I think I've only shoplifted cuticle cream once. Well, sometimes in self-checkout, I put organic produce in as regular produce. I'm a bad person.

Tons of forehead wrinkles so nope

 

[Lepi]

Not too old. I'd do it. I love the knee socks too.

I think I've only shoplifted cuticle cream once. Well, sometimes in self-checkout, I put organic produce in as regular produce. I'm a bad person.

Hell, I do this. Or I'll ring my apples up as some cheaper variety of apple. It's not like the self check out guard is going to come over and go "MA'AM THESE ARE CLEARLY PINK LADIES, NOT BRAEBURNS!"

 

[Jaded]

Stuff and things

 

[El Pablo]

looks like we found something the 9altys are good at

 

[Vanyanka]

Tons of forehead wrinkles so nope

OK, what is your current skincare routine?

 

[Jaded]

OF course, what nonsense

 

[Liz]

OK, what is your current skincare routine?

Uhhh soap and water.

 

[Cara]

Hell, I do this. Or I'll ring my apples up as some cheaper variety of apple. It's not like the self check out guard is going to come over and go "MA'AM THESE ARE CLEARLY PINK LADIES, NOT BRAEBURNS!"

at least do this with the honeycrisps. those are bae

 

[Jaded]

Uhhh soap and water.

this is similar to mine, minus the soap. I Just kind of rinse it with water.