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Problem, I don't havea child to mail so I have to acquiree one first.
 

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Is Rap rage a thing? rage at terrible rapping?
 

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Usually, I'm the one in control in our relationship. I'm so confused about life right now.
Well get back on control. I mean give a little. Life is confusing
 
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Maybe you could get someone to mail one to you. Then you could mail it to someone else.

Like a chain letter, but with a baby.
 
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Omgosh

Mail this or in 10 seconds a baby will appear at your door.
 

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To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
 

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Maybe you could get someone to mail one to you. Then you could mail it to someone else.

Like a chain letter, but with a baby.
That's an excellent idea. I don't really want a baby for more than a couple days anyway.
 

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Because apples keep your skanky potatoes in line.
 
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Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin had to remember not to close the door
on the Eagle Lunar Lander, because it had no outside door handle.
 

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Damn skanky potates
 

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To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
If there is ever a terrible smell in your house, check for old potatoes. It's that like 76% of the time.
 

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This entire thread is 1 big "out of context" post just waiting to happen.
 
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I want a baby
 

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I want a potato.
 
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i bought cute pants to go running in
i still havent gone running
 
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I want a baby potate
 

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I want a baby potato
 

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i bought cute pants to go running in
i still havent gone running
Running pants are like hte most comfortalbe pants.

I can't type today.
 

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The average CD can hold 74 minutes worth of music. That unusual length was
determined by Sony's president, who decided that a single CD should be able
to contain the longest recorded version of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.
 
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