Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Liz]

He'd say that was bullying.

Thats ok you can be a bully.

 

[Lepi]

Hahaha... because I have the auto-update on, and I hadn't refreshed in forever, the thread said we were still on page 17 and I was going "HOW IN THE FUCK?"

 

[Jaded]

Embrace your inner bully.

Then your outer bully.

 

[Vanyanka]

I told my husband some of your suggestions and he said he's gonna ask his friends how to get his wife to stay away from her stupid internet buddies.

See what I'm dealing with here?

 

[Cara]

just shave his head while hes asleep

 

[Liz]

Men already know we are bullies

 

[Jaded]

Well if he doesn't like witholding sex, maybe tell him "I'll give you extra sex if you do?"

Is that a thing?

 

[Lepi]

Stupid internet buddies?

Well screw you, Mr. Vanky. I hope your wife rubs your head down with KY Jelly and garlic powder.

 

[Liz]

I told my husband some of your suggestions and he said he's gonna ask his friends how to get his wife to stay away from her stupid internet buddies.

See what I'm dealing with here?

You need helium

 

[Vanyanka]

You need helium

ikr?

 

[Krikket]

The name of the character that is behind bars in the Monopoly board game is
Jake the Jailbird.

 

[Jaded]

Tell him he has made us angry, and we are a force to be reckoned with.

 

[Liz]

Mine lives in fear of me. Just how i like it. He used to be gone all the time with work and now he works nights. I say its because he is scared to sleep around me

 

[Krikket]

Until 1913, children in America could legally be sent by parcel post.

 

[Jaded]

Man I wanna mail a child to someone :o

 

[Vanyanka]

Usually, I'm the one in control in our relationship. I'm so confused about life right now.

 

[Liz]

Man I wanna mail a child to someone

Me me me me

 

[Lepi]

MORDEA I SEE YOU!

 

[Vanyanka]

Man I wanna mail a child to someone

Wait, did I miss something?

 

[Krikket]

Wrap rage is an actual condition when you feel extreme levels of anger and
frustration because you are unable to open product packaging.