11/19 - Shorts Saturday!

[RaffRiffofTurk]

as a bald man identifying as a bald man who identifies with long haired brunettes, idc what is going on really.

I ship it.

 

[lobo925]

I ship it.

I handle it

 

[Jaded]

the kid I"m babysitting just told me he's going to kill the alien's buttholes if they try and abduct me.

I'm feeling pretty safe right now.

 

[aveline]

I ship it.

 

[lobo925]

the kid I"m babysitting just told me he's going to kill the alien's buttholes if they try and abduct me.

I'm feeling pretty safe right now.

I'd worry about who told him that aliens have buttholes

it is not a conversation I would have with a child.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

I handle it

Then we can split the 17.99 charge for shipping AND handling.

 

[lobo925]

Then we can split the 17.99 charge for shipping AND handling.

of course, a re-occurring fee every 2 months.

 

[Jaded]

I'd worry about who told him that aliens have buttholes

it is not a conversation I would have with a child.

I don't think he actually knows what 'buttholes' means, he keeps using it randomly in sentences.

 

[lobo925]

he keeps using it randomly in sentences

please, tell us the randomnest sentence butthole was used in.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

"This cereal tastes like buttholes." "The sky is full of fluffy white buttholes." "Buttholes don't need no context." It's a gold mine... of buttholes.

 

[Jaded]

please, tell us the randomnest sentence butthole was used in.

"If an alien bites me do I get a butthole?"


I don't know, now he's running around screaming "oh gosh, where's the brownies." He's also naked. I don't know where his clothes went.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

"If an alien bites me do I get a butthole?"


I don't know, now he's running around screaming "oh gosh, where's the brownies." He's also naked. I don't know where his clothes went.

That kid sounds way too close to me as an adult.

 

[Jaded]

That kid sounds way too close to me as an adult.

Do you run around saying "BOYS HAVE DINGERS?"

Because if so, I think your my nephew.

 

[lobo925]

That kid sounds way too close to me as an adult.

You are a weird adult

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its all good tho

 

[lobo925]

"BOYS HAVE DINGERS?"

boys do have dingers tho, at least he tells the truth

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

You are a weird adult

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its all good tho

Hell yeah I am. It's why I fit in here perfectly.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Do you run around saying "BOYS HAVE DINGERS?"

Because if so, I think your my nephew.

No I got a definitive answer to the do boys have dingers or not controversy about 28ish years ago.

 

[Dysphoria]

I hate captchas. I swear I might have a disability. Either that or I am in-fact a robot.

 

[TissueHime]

new thread

http://www.mturkcrowd.com/threads/11-20-so-clueless-sunday.1887/

closing this soon