12/12 - It's Monday again

[WalkingEmphasis]

You just said that so I would try it didn't you.

I swear, I'm telling the truth. lol If you click it three times, it takes you to your profile and then it has the "upload" button right there.

 

[Vanyanka]

So, it's so slow so it's story time. My first one is a poker story.

When my husband and I were first together, I called him at his poker game and at the end of our convo, I said, "I love you." He said, "I love you more."
His poker buddies heard him and started mocking so he said, "I actually said, you fucking whore." This is when I knew we were destined.

 

[T. Leela]

I swear, I'm telling the truth. lol If you click it three times, it takes you to your profile and then it has the "upload" button right there.

I don't see it on mine. but you made me do it again.
becasue it's not like i have a mind of my own.
or I'm blind
actually both.

 

[aveline]

They are sneaky. They actually just jump about and pretend to work.

Cats are pretty lazy, too.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

I have arrived from on high. Guuuuesss who passed their drug test today without outside aid? This guy!

 

[Vanyanka]

Cats are pretty lazy, too.

I've never been happier than I am right now.

 

[T. Leela]

So, it's so slow so it's story time. My first one is a poker story.

When my husband and I were first together, I called him at his poker game and at the end of our convo, I said, "I love you." He said, "I love you more."
His poker buddies heard him and started mocking so he said, "I actually said, you fucking whore." This is when I knew we were destined.

Poker story? That's a love story!

 

[Serial Mom]

So, it's so slow so it's story time. My first one is a poker story.

When my husband and I were first together, I called him at his poker game and at the end of our convo, I said, "I love you." He said, "I love you more."
His poker buddies heard him and started mocking so he said, "I actually said, you fucking whore." This is when I knew we were destined.

I liked the part about the whore.

 

[Vanyanka]

I liked the part about the whore.

 

[WalkingEmphasis]

I don't see it on mine. but you made me do it again.
becasue it's not like i have a mind of my own.
or I'm blind
actually both.

I promise I'm not messing with you.

 

[Vanyanka]

Where are all your little anecdotes?

 

[Jharkan]

I have a friend who recently had a baby girl
about six or seven months ago.
she wants to get a maternity test to be sure the baby is hers.
I told her that I have no advice to offer

 

[hyway]

I have a friend who recently had a baby girl
about six or seven months ago.
she wants to get a maternity test to be sure the baby is hers.
I told her that I have no advice to offer

as funny as that sounds, it isn't out of the realm of possibilities that the hospital accidentally switched her baby.

 

[Jharkan]

as funny as that sounds, it isn't out of the realm of possibilities that the hospital accidentally switched her baby.

aahhhhh crap, I hate you for having a logical answer that I hadn't yet come up with

 

[Deleted member 481]

Oh, that Word Pair Learning (SECOND SESSION) gonna get me to $30 today

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

as funny as that sounds, it isn't out of the realm of possibilities that the hospital accidentally switched her baby.

I had to take a class (I'm in nursing school) on medical mal-practice and you are right. Even in the 21st century I heard a statistic that says this happens 3 times in every 10,000 live births which is extremely high for all the tech we use.

 

[Jharkan]

Oh, that Word Pair Learning (SECOND SESSION) gonna get me to $30 today

it's much faster this second time
had it perfect the first time

 

[Yatagarasu]

Oh, that Word Pair Learning (SECOND SESSION) gonna get me to $30 today

That hit was great.

 

[T. Leela]

I liked the part about the whore.

I'm gonna print this so i can tell my girls. enough of the princess crap.

 

[JenniLeigh]

I had to take a class (I'm in nursing school) on medical mal-practice and you are right. Even in the 21st century I heard a statistic that says this happens 3 times in every 10,000 live births which is extremely high for all the tech we use.

and people think I'm crazy for not letting mine go off without me...