12/14 - Watchful Wednesday!

[Vanyanka]

Now I feel like a beer. Thanks, jerks.

 

[ecko]

I can occasionally get a little creative with my math, and this isn't
an especially significant amount, but i'm not quite understanding
the math used here.

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from Meetings for work related to 3ZFRE2BDQ9CJW5H6MZVLZM9XVTUXZY.
The value of your bonus is: $0.01 USD

The Requester included this note:
Thank you for your hard work. This bonus is for your 2 correctly-drawn boxes, at 0.5 cents per box.

Thanks for being a Worker on Mechanical Turk!

Sincerely,
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I did the same thing the other day. it 1/2 cent not 5 cents.

 

[KittyKatMeowMix]

I really want to turk but I have been so burnt out on surveys lately man. I just.

Plz batches give me something mindless to do.

 

[Not A Robot]

Title: Write ALT and TITLE descriptions for an image | PANDA Requester: Joseph Bashe [A24PWSOZV00HR4] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 1.60] [Fair: 1.57] [Comm: 1.40] [Fast: 2.00] Description: View a photo of a home, building, or neighborhood and provide description text for the photo, using the given Community Name, City, and positive adjectives. TITLE should be a 35-65 character title, and ALT should be a 55-135 character description. Time: 2 minutes HITs Available: 5720 Reward: $0.05 Qualifications: None;

HIT posted from Mturk Suite​

@Not A Robot here is your adding comments to HITs posted.

Nice! You're a wizard! Thanks for all the hard work! Hope this is making you monies some how.

 

[YAHU]

Now I feel like a beer. Thanks, jerks.

 

[Deleted member 526]

how many uofi hits did you do? still no bonus yet?

don't be a sad owl:musicalscore::hotsprings::whiteflower::balloon::balloon::balloon:

 

[AmySchulze]

I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.
Just some christmas funnies....

 

[$1 Survey Man]

I really want to turk but I have been so burnt out on surveys lately man. I just.

Plz batches give me something mindless to do.

These are OK:
http://www.mturkcrowd.com/posts/582956/

 

[GoldenTemple]

I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.
Just some christmas funnies....

Wew, you had me going for a second. That was a good twist

 

[YAHU]

I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.
Just some christmas funnies....

wait what

oh i get it

edit: ellipses really fuck with me for some reason

 

[C to the J]

wait what

oh i get it

 

[KittyKatMeowMix]

These are OK:
http://www.mturkcrowd.com/posts/582956/

TY bud

 

[SleepComa]

I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.
Just some christmas funnies....

Wow you let a huge fat naked man inside your house?

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[Kadauchi]

Title: Write ALT and TITLE descriptions for an image | PANDA Requester: Joseph Bashe [A24PWSOZV00HR4] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 1.60] [Fair: 1.57] [Comm: 1.40] [Fast: 2.00] Description: View a photo of a home, building, or neighborhood and provide description text for the photo, using the given Community Name, City, and positive adjectives. TITLE should be a 35-65 character title, and ALT should be a 55-135 character description. Time: 2 minutes HITs Available: 5709 Reward: $0.05 Qualifications: None;

HIT posted from Mturk Suite​

 

[Itsmee]

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from twv101 for work related to 3HRWUH63QUI3Z90CGP5K2672UU35N2
.
The value of your bonus is: $1.00 USD

The Requester included this note:
Bonus based on your decisions during the study. Thank you very much for participating

Thanks for being a Worker on Mechanical Turk!

 

[Kadauchi]

Small update, v0.1.7.1

 

[Caturk]

I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.
Just some christmas funnies....

It's funnier if you leave out the last line.

 

[YAHU]

well. party over. cya later everyone

 

[T. Leela]

1/2 a cent x 2 is 1 cent.

I did the same thing the other day. it 1/2 cent not 5 cents.

Crap. i looked it that like ten times, and still didn't realize where the decimal was, i read five cents. I'm not feeling too bright right now.

hahaha i didn't get @AmySchulze story, or that it was funny, i think I just skimmed the last part until @IndigoTemple post and decided I missed something. That's great. I was going to mention an actual story that except for the carrot and charcoal wasn't too differenent..lol
Now i feel even less bright.

 

[SweetiePuff]

December ... the month @Kadauchi gets Hit Poster "by accident"