12/23 - Fast Lane Friday!

[lil queen trashmouth]

Jeff, if you're reading this, you're last on my list for the purge. I want to cook you a nice steak, polish your beautiful round head, and read you profit forecasts until the clock strikes 12.

 

[coffeeowl]

Bye non-masters people. Some of you will be missed.

 

[thedorchannel]

Bye non-masters people. Some of you will be missed.

oh stop

 

[DjBonadoobie]

That's because people with masters are experts on everything. It's why we have masters.

 

[catnapped]

 

[thedorchannel]

That's because people with masters are experts on everything. It's why we have masters.

seems legit

 

[Pleco]

That's because people with masters are experts on everything. It's why we have masters.

You guys are basically superheroes. But without wanting to save anyone and just lacking in empathy for other people beneath you. So more like superassholes.

 

[SleepComa]

super assbutts

 

[nopoopwarez]

AI in a few minutes

 

[MrTrentSD]

Title: Social Experiences Study(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Social Perception Research [A3IXP83OERZNV9] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.50 Communicativity ★★★★★ 2.89 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.97 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.56 Promptness Number of Reviews: 78 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Psychology Research Study Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 4 Reward: $1.20 Qualifications: Exc: [-2041019041-29310] has not been granted;Location is one of: US

Me vs this HIT's Screener -->

 

[aveline]

You guys are basically superheroes. But without wanting to save anyone and just lacking in empathy for other people beneath you. So more like superassholes.

 

[Tandem In Time]

That's because people with masters are experts on everything. It's why we have masters.

 

[catnapped]

You guys are basically superheroes. But without wanting to save anyone and just lacking in empathy for other people beneath you. So more like superassholes.

We're like the person with the lever at the train track that controls whether one or five people will die.

Only we just say "Screw this...let em all die--party time"

 

[Deleted member 481]

Good afternoon.

 

[thedorchannel]

ugh...

Spoiler: Fantasy Football advice PLEASE

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[aveline]

Good afternoon.

hi

 

[Serial Mom]

MTC is mentioned in this article from Dec. 5th, and SpamGirl and UserBob added comments:
https://hackernoon.com/how-to-attra...-mechanical-turk-hero-75002da72c3d#.n55pbvcm6

 

[thedorchannel]

is... is that a memberberry?

 

[Serial Mom]

I wonder who has this:

Diligent Reading Masters Request this Qualification

Author: Lewis King JR Description: The Diligent Reading Masters qualification is assigned to those who have demonstrated a consistently slow time taken on surveys. Often users with this qualification have a pancake on their head and a pet chihuahua dressed up as Yoda. Retake Delay: This Qualification cannot be retaken once requested.

 

[catnapped]

"Amazon says workers who have demonstrated excellence across a wide range of HITs are awarded the Masters Qualification"

Dam right