01/10 - Tyler Tuesday!

[minkyboodle]

Thank you, I found it in a pack of gum. My mom is horrified by I don't play by the rules anymore.

Make sure and tell her it's not just a phase. That totally works, every time.

 

[Drwho10]

Ruh-roh! You'll be happy to know that we're a full service clinic, offering a variety of animals to suit your health needs. Would you prefer Dr. Barkenstein, a retriever with over a decade in the industry, or Dr. Fluffenstuffs, a bunny that's new to medicine, but has shown such promising drive and cuddle abilities? Just let us know, and we will dispatch them right over to ya.

quit mturk and make an animal cuddling cafe

 

[loki3404]

Good morning was yesterday, now it's just morning. By the end of the week it'll be "god why are we still here."

This week feels like it's 54 days long.

 

[Jaded]

What makes it go back to good morning?

Two days away from everyone.

 

[SweetiePuff]

Send some feel betters to CJ too, please. Dude has a nasty case of the meanie greenies

But don't send Dr Meow, since he pretends to hate kitties

For you and @C to the J *throws glitter your way*

 

[alithia]

Gah. PANDA crazy keeps 'oh snapping' in Chrome.

./shake fist. I work in IT, I don't actually want to troubleshoot my own PC.

 

[Drwho10]

Two days away from everyone.

 

[MirrorMan]

Two days away from everyone.

 

[blackpupjean]

easy

Title: One-item, one-minute survey | PANDA Requester: Guy Voichek [A32I89VRCTGONF] (TO) TO Ratings: No TO (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: One-item, one-minute survey Time: 5 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

 

[minkyboodle]

quit mturk and make an animal cuddling cafe

I actually want to do something very like this. I have a knack for handling andimals and for knowing the special scratch spots and sore spots/trouble areas that different breeds have, and want to open a sort of doggy spa/boarding and grooming facility. I figure rich ladies with too much money who like to spoil their dogs would really go for something like that. I'd offer clips/baths, healing massages, and have staff/volunteers to cuddle/play with them. They'd get to spoil their pets, and I'd get to get paid to play with doggies all day. To me, that's a win-win situation.

 

[blackpupjean]

what do you guys choose when a Z is an advertisement for a business, or is an advertisement in general, like advertising a game app

 

[SweetiePuff]

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[Princess Gina Marie]

Ruh-roh! You'll be happy to know that we're a full service clinic, offering a variety of animals to suit your health needs. Would you prefer Dr. Barkenstein, a retriever with over a decade in the industry, or Dr. Fluffenstuffs, a bunny that's new to medicine, but has shown such promising drive and cuddle abilities? Just let us know, and we will dispatch them right over to ya.

Can we have both? Dr Barkenstein can lick him all better, and he can be the wolf's new bestie boyfriend. Dr Fluffenstuff can be my cuddle bunny.

I'll take him to petco and buy him a gold chain and sunglasses, cause you can't be named Dr Fluffenstuff and not be a rap star.

(Don't tell @The Artist Formerly Known as Pleco his rival is here tho, things could get heavy)

 

[Pleco]

I need coffee right in my jugular god I'm so tired.

 

[ChristopherASA]

In all seriousness, I hope you do get to feeling better. If it's tummystuffs, get you some crackers and ginger tea. For snifflecoughs, lots of water, hot tea/cocoa, and a hot shower if you get too stuffy. Also, get the comfiest blanket and make a cape from it. My personal studies have shown that a blanket increases your feelbetters by at least 20%.

Oh no, so many under the weather! All of the littermates are out in the field doing housecalls today, but Dr. Meow happens to have a brother-in-law that's a nurse. He says it'd be no problem to come by. His specialty is making a hot bowl of soup (but don't mention the furs in it, he's kind of sensitive about that). We'll send him right over!

A book: " @minkyboodle's Cures for Tummystuffs, Snifflecoughs, and Other Such Ailments."

 

[SweetiePuff]

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[charlie]

man.. compared to yesterday this is kind of a crap day. or maybe it's really not and I just don't feel like doing much.

 

[Drwho10]

I need coffee right in my jugular god I'm so tired.

no sleep?

 

[SweetiePuff]

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HIT posted from Mturk Suite v1.2.1​

 

[sofaslug]

man.. compared to yesterday this is kind of a crap day. or maybe it's really not and I just don't feel like doing much.

It's still early in the day. Don't give up. I've seen days that suck horribly in the morning turn into banner days in the end.