In all seriousness, I hope you do get to feeling better. If it's tummystuffs, get you some crackers and ginger tea. For snifflecoughs, lots of water, hot tea/cocoa, and a hot shower if you get too stuffy. Also, get the comfiest blanket and make a cape from it. My personal studies have shown that a blanket increases your feelbetters by at least 20%.
Oh no, so many under the weather! All of the littermates are out in the field doing housecalls today, but Dr. Meow happens to have a brother-in-law that's a nurse. He says it'd be no problem to come by. His specialty is making a hot bowl of soup (but don't mention the furs in it, he's kind of sensitive about that). We'll send him right over!