02/01 - Wafer Wednesday!

[SweetiePuff]

Well, I made a $38 deposit to my bank this morning, but yesterdays was late and didn't go through. So... it's all about tomorrow morning. If both deposits go through, we are golden.

But thanks for remembering and asking

Hey no worries! I will keep my fingers crossed for you for tomr! Let me know if you're still in a pinch though We can't have the baby sitting in the cold

 

[frogman31680]

I once put up a HIT asking for erotic poetry about muffins. Barely anyone did it, though.

Well, common themes on amazon for erotica are Cowboys, Millionaires, Dinosaurs and other animals...

Yeah, I was seriously considering starting selling erotica ebooks...

 

[muffin]

I once put up a HIT asking for erotic poetry about muffins. Barely anyone did it, though.

 

[Pleco]

Title: Write a 1000+ word erotic story (Adult content) | PANDA Requester: Robert Henry [A34DG3IZ88WWBT] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.64 Communicativity ★★★★★ 2.64 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.74 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.53 Promptness Number of Reviews: 62 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Write an erotica story Time: 7 days HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 90;Location is US

"Once, this freaky requester wanted me to work so slave wages. I said no problem daddy. I'ma be your little turk whore..."

"I shan't, I mustn't" pleaded the fair maiden. "Oh, 'tis not your decision to make" said the bastardly Lord Mozzarella with a grin, his pale white body gleaming in its nakedness. Her eyes widened at the sheer sight of the mozzarella stick dangling betwixt his legs.

 

[aveline]

Edit: that avatar looks a little erotic, tbh.

 

[minkyboodle]

Hey no worries! I will keep my fingers crossed for you for tomr! Let me know if you're still in a pinch though We can't have the baby sitting in the cold

You're an awesome human, Sweetie. I just hope you know that.

 

[frogman31680]

Hey no worries! I will keep my fingers crossed for you for tomr! Let me know if you're still in a pinch though We can't have the baby sitting in the cold

Well, as a fall back, my wife gets paid friday. Her check may hit our account at midnight, so if thats the case, I'll call it in before they send the trucks out in the morning for disconnects.


Trust me, I have been trying to figure out everything I could to make this work.

 

[Kerek]

I once put up a HIT asking for erotic poetry about muffins. Barely anyone did it, though.

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[Jaded]

@Jaded

Quoting you twice because I can. Not only can I publish anything, if I do it right I can become a #1 best-seller in 5 minutes

https://medium.com/the-mission/behi...uthor-3-and-5-minutes-ec05cee1749a#.cs6mbg7ia

 

[C to the J]

Quoting you twice because I can. Not only can I publish anything, if I do it right I can become a #1 best-seller in 5 minutes

https://medium.com/the-mission/behi...uthor-3-and-5-minutes-ec05cee1749a#.cs6mbg7ia

Problem is you don't have $3.

 

[electrolyte]

Why isn't the blended latte a choice in the Costco poll at the top?

 

[Jaded]

Problem is you don't have $3.

If I could remember your worker id I would bonus you a mean message.

 

[SweetiePuff]

Title: Live Group Activity -- Evaluate Ads as a Swarm, 3pm ET TODAY | PANDA Requester: Unanimous A.I. [A1OVB3ATBAQ1KM] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 3.10] [Fair: 4.50] [Comm: 4.33] [Fast: 4.67] [Reviews: 34] [ToS: 0] Description: Live Group Activity -- Evaluate Ads and Answer Questions as a Swarm, 3pm ET TODAY Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $3.10 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US;

HIT posted from Mturk Suite v1.3.7​

 

[shoesue87]

^^^

 

[kryss]

Why isn't the blended latte a choice in the Costco poll at the top?

Do they really have one and I haven't noticed it before?

 

[C to the J]

If I could remember your worker id I would bonus you a mean message.

You've received a bonus from AmberJade McCracken for work related to 3GV1I4SEO9UQ4FPW00T6WBACPUHL6P.
The value of your bonus is: $0.05 USD

The Requester included this note:
Do it, you have my permission.
--------------------------------------
You already bonus'd me today. :thumbup:

 

[frogman31680]

"I shan't, I mustn't" pleaded the fair maiden. "Oh, 'tis not your decision to make" said the bastardly Lord Mozzarella with a grin, his pale white body gleaming in its nakedness. Her eyes widened at the sheer sight of the mozzarella stick dangling betwixt his legs.

My dad got a stack of romance novels given to him once when he used to sell at flea markets. My wife and I were dating and we thought, as a goof, we would try to read them out loud in the car to my parents. Only rule, you had to keep a straight face. Person to laugh first lost.

I lost when I had to read the words "He approached her dewey entrance..."

Never in my right mind could I ever read that and get into the story. I even remember my wife asking which one was the dewey one because what if she had taco bell earlier that day....

Every now and then, I will throw that phrase out and my wife and I will still have a good laugh about it.

 

[SweetiePuff]

Title: Thoughts and emotions study (~ 7 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Kristen Duke [A28GQTCMTJ9S75] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 4.08] [Fair: 4.56] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Reviews: 13] [ToS: 0] Description: In this study, you will be asked to provide your thoughts and emotions and make some choices. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 34 Reward: $0.60 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 98; Exc: [30713713-32145] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

HIT posted from Mturk Suite v1.3.7​

 

[Starslip]

Ooh those costco chicken bakes are awesome. They also have them in their freezer section, I get them a lot.

 

[electrolyte]

Do they really have one and I haven't noticed it before?

It might be regional? It's like a frappuccino.