02/13 - Moist Monday!

[Kerek]

doughnuts are gross.

 

[Cruxy]

I would like to take this moment to advocate for guacamole on burgers. It adds that fatty element but is obviously better for you than donuts or grilled cheese buns.

I love avocado as much as a white girl loves starbucks...but if you are eating a cheeseburger, you arent trying to be healthy.

 

[Kerek]

I feel personally offended tbh

You're a muffin.

 

[C to the J]

yEAH, i LIKE TO ADD A BIT OF SALT AND THEN SPREAD SOME AVOCADO ON A TORTILLA AND EAT IT

 

[Kallee]

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[James]

I love avocado as much as a white girl loves starbucks

Hey, hey, whoa.

 

[It's Gamera!]

You're too damn excited.

I think he may be a shill for that Mexican Avocado cartel ad campaign.

On a similar note, I wouldn't mind having this shirt in [redacted] large:

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[Pleco]

I love avocado as much as a white girl loves starbucks...but if you are eating a cheeseburger, you arent trying to be healthy.

I add a bunch of gouda cheese to mine so that it melts all over the patty making a huge mess, then I add butter slices to one of the buns and then put the patty on top, which melts the butter and gives it such a nice buttery taste. Then I rub it all over my face and eat it.

 

[loki3404]

I think he may be a shill for that Mexican Avocado cartel ad campaign.

Big Avocado doesn't fuck around.

 

[James]

I add a bunch of gouda cheese to mine so that it melts all over the patty making a huge mess, then I add butter slices to one of the buns and then put the patty on top, which melts the butter and gives it such a nice buttery taste. Then I rub it all over my face and eat it.

brb, gonna take a quick shower.

 

[JenniLeigh]

I love avocado as much as a white girl loves starbucks...but if you are eating a cheeseburger, you arent trying to be healthy.

No reason to quadruple (or more...) your caloric intake for one special treat though....

 

[YAHU]

Then I rub it all over my face and eat it.

sounds like a porno

 

[scootypuff_sr]

I add a bunch of gouda cheese to mine so that it melts all over the patty making a huge mess, then I add butter slices to one of the buns and then put the patty on top, which melts the butter and gives it such a nice buttery taste. Then I rub it all over my face and eat it.

 

[Vanyanka]

I only have 2 of the 24 I bought left.

Whoa! I wish I had a metabolism like you.

 

[Jaded]

No reason to quadruple (or more...) your caloric intake for one special treat though....

Go big or go home.

 

[mTurk8705]

If you recognize my new avatar, like this message.

It's dedicated to my inability to solve an interesting problem when right on the cusp.

Oh, and good day to all!

 

[JenniLeigh]

I feel personally offended tbh

That glaze-job is beautiful though.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Go big or go home.

My fat ass is going home lmao

I'm at 205 calories for the day.... and 170 of it is a handful of almonds.... I'm not about that doughnut burger life

 

[Vanyanka]

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[Liz]

I love avocado as much as a white girl loves starbucks...but if you are eating a cheeseburger, you arent trying to be healthy.

white girl right here that has never had an avocado or starbucks. I am too busy with pizza and chocolate.