02/13 - Moist Monday!

[sofaslug]

You're only on 900 calories a day? That seems a little extreme

I'm a 5'6 dude weighing 165 lbs and my doctor has me on a 1200-1400 calorie a day diet. The 2000-2500 calorie per day diet is really inaccurate and only a rough average. I have some friends that eat over 3500 calories a day and can't keep weight on.

 

[TQueen]

I feel like she's staring into my soul. The hat just makes it all the more terrifying.

This picture reminds me of that scene in that movie we watched around Halloween when the girl got on that bus in the doll mask and just started screaming at the top of her lungs.

I need someone to hold me.

 

[minkyboodle]

Shout-out to Angela Listy, for reinforcing my belief that I belong to neither generation. (But seriously, I'm 34, how am I not qual'd?)

 

[jnalleyne]

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[Hotlamp]

Anyone brave enough to do all those ESADSE Company hits? lol

 

[aveline]

This picture reminds me of that scene in that movie we watched around Halloween when the girl got on that bus in the doll mask and just started screaming at the top of her lungs.

I need someone to hold me.

 

[SparklingPrincess]

I'm not even 5'2" dude.

I am 5'1" and I love food I couldn't imagine being on a 900 calorie diet. I am so sorry hun! I am on the see food eat food diet. One day it will catch up to me but for now... I am EATING!

 

[MerryLou]

This picture reminds me of that scene in that movie we watched around Halloween when the girl got on that bus in the doll mask and just started screaming at the top of her lungs.

I need someone to hold me.

Nuuuuuuuu

 

[Jaded]

I'm a 5'6 dude weighing 165 lbs and my doctor has me on a 1200-1400 calorie a day diet. The 2000-2500 calorie per day diet is really inaccurate and only a rough average. I have some friends that eat over 3500 calories a day and can't keep weight on.

I'm at 1500 for now, I'm not basing it on the 2k calorie thing I know that's not right. It just seemed low to me based on the things I've read about it. But I'm not a doctor, I just read too much about calories.

 

[TQueen]

Welp, no sleep for me tonight.

 

[SleepComa]

What movie is that?

 

[MerryLou]

Why

 

[C to the J]

I'm at 1500 for now, I'm not basing it on the 2k calorie thing I know that's not right. It just seemed low to me based on the things I've read about it. But I'm not a doctor, I just read too much about calories.

I do about 1500 per meal.

 

[TQueen]

What movie is that?

Houses October Built...I believe?

 

[minkyboodle]

On the note of delicious things and disregard for calories, if you haven't tried these...

..you seriously need to try these. They didn't last 24 hours in this house.

 

[Jaded]

I do about 1500 per meal.

You're gonna get so fat.

 

[aveline]

Houses October Built...I believe?

Yeah, that's it.

 

[JenniLeigh]

I'm at 1500 for now, I'm not basing it on the 2k calorie thing I know that's not right. It just seemed low to me based on the things I've read about it. But I'm not a doctor, I just read too much about calories.

Between my hypo & my pcos, I gain if I eat more than 1200-ish.... and I only maintain if aim for 1000. 900 is my aim with a little wiggle room for inaccuracies and such.

 

[C to the J]

You're gonna get so fat.

The energy drinks and cigarettes will kill me long before that.

 

[SparklingPrincess]

are you allergic!? YOU POOR THING!


Funny story.... #2 has eaten bananas since he was a toddler.... no issues...
Then
One day La Princessa offeres him one and he goes "No thanks, I'm not in the mood for my mouth to tingle."
And I'm like "What..... what do you mean???"
He says, "You know, that tingle you get when you eat bananas, I'm not in the mood to deal with it."

"Little dude.... you're mildly allergic to bananas". LMAO

HAHAHA Isn't it funny when we don't know and they are just matter of fact about it? My #3 is a very picky eater. One day we were eating pomegranate and he was like "I don't like this anymore mom." Okay, no big deal enjoy your banana/apple. A couple days later he was like "Mom, you know when you eat those little seed fruits and your mouth starts feeling all hairy? How long does that last usually?" What? Your mouth feels hairy? I called the pediatrician he has a mild allergy to fruits. He was 5 at this point! I had fed him so many fruits from 8 months on. I couldn't believe he never told me he had a hairy mouth!