03/17 - For Better or For Worse Friday!

[T. Leela]

Oh he offered me the house for 90k, which is actually a good deal for this area. But we have pests(my cousin/nephew(not like it's my nephew's fault)) and I could never get rid of them. That's why he offered it to me. It's also why he even allowed me to rent from him haha.

wait...i was going to say a cat, but ok i got it.

 

[SleepComa]

 

[T. Leela]

this is so sad.

 

[T. Leela]

this not so much.

 

[The Bad Ash]

wait...i was going to say a cat, but ok i got it.

 

[Deleted member 526]

hamming the 5's ALL BY MYSELF got to make all the money ALL BY MYSELF this is supposed to be limerick but I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE 1

 

[T. Leela]

Title: Jury Decision Making II(~ 20 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Mark A Oakes [A1RKDL11O51Y8L] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 4.80] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: 5.00] [Reviews: 5] [ToS: 0] Description: You will be asked to read a summary of a murder trial. After reading the summary, you will be asked several questions regarding the trial and your decision making process. Time: 1 hour 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Location In US; Exc: [1159390-36787] DoesNotExist ;

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nvm that didn't even make sense. and i spelled survey wrong.

 

[T. Leela]

Title: 15 minute survey, $1.50 | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: raymond orr [A1KJ1TXOQLZ5B3] (Contact) TO: [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] [Reviews: 0] [ToS: 0] Description: Quick survey. Fun and easy. Payment is auto-approved in 5 days. Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Already completed HIT DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US;

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[T. Leela]

Title: Listen to a Story! | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Communication Neuroscience Lab UPenn [A27K8MZRRLNDAU] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 2.95] [Fair: 4.29] [Comm: 3.57] [Fast: 4.29] [Reviews: 69] [ToS: 0] Description: This HIT consists of: (1) listening to an audio story and (2) answering questions about the story. To complete this HIT, you must: Meet certain demographic criteria, have working speakers and be a native American English speaker. Time: 3 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.51 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.14.9​

 

[T. Leela]

hamming the 5's ALL BY MYSELF got to make all the money ALL BY MYSELF this is supposed to be limerick but I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE 1

that was beautiful.

 

[humbleturker]

 

[T. Leela]

i meant get a cat. i left out a word. which maybe you knew that.
anyway i give up, i've been stuck on this last $5 too long.
have a good night turkers,

 

[TotalBabe]

hamming the 5's ALL BY MYSELF got to make all the money ALL BY MYSELF this is supposed to be limerick but I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE 1

Writing a limerick is too much work, so I just wrote something for you to recite in your head while doing the HITs:

Oh, OCMP5
When I'm workin' on you, I feel alive
Wearing my hair in a beehive
Oh, OCMP5
WORD!

 

[electrolyte]

Writing a limerick is too much work, so I just wrote something for you to recite in your head while doing the HITs:

Oh, OCMP5
When I'm workin' on you, I feel alive
Wearing my hair in a beehive
Oh, OCMP5
WORD!

We need an MTurk limerick contest! @Jaded, you should set this up.

 

[humbleturker]

 

[electrolyte]

FYI, the giraffe is still pregnant.

 

[The Bad Ash]

Writing a limerick is too much work, so I just wrote something for you to recite in your head while doing the HITs:

Oh, OCMP5
When I'm workin' on you, I feel alive
Wearing my hair in a beehive
Oh, OCMP5
WORD!

Limericks are short poems of five lines having rhyme structure AABBA. It is officially described as a form of 'anapestic trimeter'.
The 'anapest' is a foot of poetic verse consisting of three syllables, the third longer (or accentuated to a greater degree) than the first two: da-da-DA. The word 'anapest' shows it's own metric: anaPEST.
Lines 1, 2 and 5 of a limerick should ideally consist of three anapests each, concluding with an identical or similar phoneme to create the rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 are shorter, constructed of two anapests each and again rhyming with each other with the overall rhyme structure of AABBA.
Maybe sober. I'll stick to something simpler like astrophysics or quantum physics.

 

[Empress328]

5 minutes

Title: MUST use ANDROID phone as primary smartphone - please return HIT if you don't use an ANDROID SMARTPHONE | PANDA Requester: Rapid Research [AA0J4BS3FMPJ1] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 5.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 4 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: - Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 1275 Reward: $0.82 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 1;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90;Location is US

 

[Vanyanka]

FYI, the giraffe is still pregnant.

Poor thing.

 

[JenniLeigh]

hamming the 5's ALL BY MYSELF got to make all the money ALL BY MYSELF this is supposed to be limerick but I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE 1

There once was a HIT called 5's
Sometimes they're done with a jive.
But occasionally,
a pain they would be,
and could give the workers all hives.

One night, the Fives were flowing,
and turker, the worker was knowing,
that done by themself,
without any help,
The money, it would be a-growing