04/03 - MaCh Speed Monday!

[Yungskell]

welp i got 2 LOL

 

[LegitApe]

The quality of his early stuff just makes the decline more painful

 

[Yatagarasu]

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[Yatagarasu]

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[ElleWoods]

Oh honey roasted almonds, I wish you were cashews.

Costco trail mix. I need some. Pretty sure there is crack in it.

 

[Pleco]

Yeah I see you even changed species?

Yes, many people say this, nobody says this but me but I'm like the David Bowie of shitposting. Always looking to reinvent myself.

 

[ElleWoods]

Yes, many people say this, nobody says this but me but I'm like the David Bowie of shitposting. Always looking to reinvent myself.

Or the cat ate the rat?

 

[Tigerpants]

@YAHU

 

[Jaded]

Yes, many people say this, nobody says this but me but I'm like the David Bowie of shitposting. Always looking to reinvent myself.

That doesn't even look green, it looks more teal.

 

[Blue]

Yeah I see you even changed species?

The species fluid otherkin movement is starting to creep it's way out of tumblr.

 

[T. Leela]

Oh I'm sure you don't.

My day started at 3 am with an explosive poop. Then my 2 year old tried to flush her hair clip down the toilet, right after her sister went potty....fishing hair clips out of urine is fun. Then my 2 year old found my mascara and painted her face with it while I answered the door. Then we sat in the dr waiting room for 45 minutes to find out she has a double ear infection. Lots of whining and crying (understandably so on her part) but It's not even 2 and I want a beer and to go to bed.

Oh my gosh...ok actually i laughed at mine, I don't know if it's bc i had no make up on at the time? I hope I don't look like a dad! lol
but man that is definitely not a fun day!..I had to work (like actually outside the home) when my current 2 little ones were younger, didn't really want to, but it was definitely much harder for a lot of reason staying home all day as I did when my older kids were that age.
Having a husband that just assumed I did nothing all day was not helpful.

 

[Starslip]

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I caught 3! 3!

 

[DorthyZbornak]

Costco trail mix. I need some. Pretty sure there is crack in it.

Agreed. It is really good. I just saw we had a bag in the pantry that I thought was honey roasted cashews, I poured a little snack bowl and only then, sadness.

 

[Pleco]

That doesn't even look green, it looks more teal.

You look green, with envy.

 

[Yatagarasu]

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[Yatagarasu]

Title: Survey - Online Reviews(~ 15 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Alexa [A3PMCCEN9BP45B] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 3] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $8.28/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: This survey is part of a research project about your opinions regarding online reviews you. For many people, the entire survey takes about 15 minutes to complete. Time: 25 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs LessThanOrEqualTo 500000; Exc: [39129-38540] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 73; Location In US;

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[Vanyanka]

Good morning, tartlets.

 

[thedorchannel]

Yes, many people say this, nobody says this but me but I'm like the David Bowie of shitposting. Always looking to reinvent myself.

You can't just change species all willie nillie. are you just trying to get into the cat bathrooms?

 

[Michele]

afternoon people

,,

 

[Peachy]

Literally everything you say sounds like flirting

i can't help it