04/19 - We're Online on Wednesday!

[Jaded]

Yep.

violent crime, drug related offenses, sexual offenses, robbery, motor vehicle theft

I dropped my phone on my eye today, does that count as a violent crime?

 

[SleepComa]

ur my gluon

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

i purposely jaywalked not too long ago. do i qualify

 

[Peachy]

Working for criminally low wages counts, right?

post of the day contender

 

[sofaslug]

Under 3 minutes:

Title: Participate in a study | PANDA Requester: Silvia Bellezza [A722BT16IS8ZN] (TO) TO Ratings: 0.00 Communicativity 2.75 Generosity 4.00 Fairness 4.33 Promptness Number of Reviews: 15 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: In this study, we will ask you to play a short game Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 50; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90; Location is US

 

[Definitely Not Riss]

Oh shit I forgot about the game last night.

/me checks the score

nobody cares.

 

[Kerek]

I dropped my phone on my eye today, does that count as a violent crime?

Also

 

[Jaded]

Also

You can't prove that's me.

It's my evil twin Posheen.

 

[sofaslug]

The game has changed a bit since back in your day.

Back in my day there were still white folk who played the game.

 

[ElleWoods]

So I guess you guys can have my hits today. I'll be too busy playing some weird addictive numbers game in order to beat other turkers neglecting their turkgations so I can score a point that really doesn't mean anything.

Have a good day!

 

[Jaded]

so I can score a point that really doesn't mean anything

@TQueen

This calls for disqualification. :o

 

[Peachy]

good to see you bae

 

[hyzmarca]

I dropped my phone on my eye today, does that count as a violent crime?

If you're dating someone, punch them in the face, that's domestic violence. But, you should tell them that you're just doing it for a survey, first, so they don't think you're a total nutjob.

 

[Mr. Krabs]

Title: Rate how easy it is to imagine events in a story | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Carol J. Madden [A1WUV1F91B2T31] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Look at pairs of pictures and sentences, then rate how easy it is to imagine these events in a story. Reading and memory test. Time: 3 hours HITs Available: 2 Reward: $6.00 Qualifications: None;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.9​

 

[Jaded]

If you're dating someone, punch them in the face, that's domestic violence. But, you should tell them that you're just doing it for a survey, first, so they don't think you're a total nutjob.

Maybe I shouldn't have ran off before I finished reading your post.

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[KnockoutTurk]

Good mornin' motha turrkkazzzzzz!!!! Let's get rich!

 

[charlie]

This happened to a friend of mine last week. I have not talked to them since to see if they got it resolved.

weird. i got the update over the weekend and both my accounts remained in the list. hmm.

 

[T. Leela]

Title: Women born 1965 to 1976 - Social Media Use for Fashion | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Julia Kinser [A17NZPTOOTGK4N] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Let us know how you use social media sites to find information on fashion and trends for you and your family Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.75 Qualifications: None;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.9​

so glad i don't actually qualify, ok fine almost, ok barely. shut up.

8 min going slow. (because im old, dammit)

 

[Jaded]

weird. i got the update over the weekend and both my accounts remained in the list. hmm.

Same.

 

[Yungskell]

That survey made me relive bad things LOL