04/19 - We're Online on Wednesday!

[C to the J]

Title: Completely Annoying, Pointless Turker Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: TurkerHub [A2G41FQ39BTOHC] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 0.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Reviews: 2] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: How do I get masters? Time: 7 minutes HITs Available: 988 Reward: $0.00 Qualifications: TurkerHub Member has been granted;

 

[Yungskell]

Who else here has an s7 Edge?


I had the company send me a screen protector to replace my old one and i never put it on cause i got a new phone

 

[Peachy]

i was so excited to get this but then it says im ineligible. i'm getting emotional @PeachyRider

it's okay. the tears start to taste sweet after awhile and pain turns to numbness

getting emo

 

[thedorchannel]

Really learned a lot from your excellent artwork, thank you!

lol. I feel like my brain melted in that hit. Thanks for carrying the team

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

I'm still gone but @Princess Gina Marie someone just ran me over with a shopping cart in BB&B and then told me I was rude for being in her way.

I hate this city

I was in line at the post office just now, and a woman walked in and put her big booty right in front of me like I wasn't there.

Caleb: "That's not nice."
Me: "Shh. You're right, but shh."

 

[Squatty]

All of this talk of Vocab reminded me of an ex-coworker.
He would wear this shirt all the time

And would just love when people would ask what it meant.
He was kind of an arrogant douche.

 

[Squatty]

$2 pin

 

[sofaslug]

Title: Answer some questions - approximately 15 mins, earn $1.50 | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Jeremy Cone [AD8AISPME4GCK] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: You will watch some videos and answer some questions about them. Time: 45 minutes HITs Available: 50 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1000; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

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12 minutes

 

[nopoopwarez]

$2 pins

 

[Kallee]

Title: Decision-Making Game (~50 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: HINL [A372VF8C4PEU98] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.25] [Fast: 4.97] [Comm: 4.20] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 65] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: **Play a decision-making game w/ possible bonus!!** And answer some quick questions (~50 minutes) Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 38 Reward: $5.00 Qualifications: hinl_comp DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

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Returning this is 2 mins, already completed

 

[Squatty]

Title: Pinterest - Tell us which search result is better for the given query? | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Pinterest [AURHK491L2LH6] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.15] [Fast: 4.04] [Comm: 3.29] [Fair: 4.71] [Reviews: 61] [ToS: 13] TO 2: [Rate: $9.76/hr] [Pen: 1.00 days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 67% of 3] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 1] Description: Complete 20 simple tasks on Pinterest. Must be logged into Pinterest. Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: None;

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[C to the J]

I hate this city

I was in line at the post office just now, and a woman walked in and put her big booty right in front of me like I wasn't there.

Caleb: "That's not nice."
Me: "Shh. You're right, but shh."

Great now I'm going to hear everything Caleb says in Shirley's voice.

 

[Liz]

I hate this city

I was in line at the post office just now, and a woman walked in and put her big booty right in front of me like I wasn't there.

Caleb: "That's not nice."
Me: "Shh. You're right, but shh."

another great reason you should move here! No people to even worry about.

 

[themildone]

Title: Driver Pulse Survey | PANDA Requester: AutoList Surveys [A21TB5S0DJ1U09] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 2.39] [Fair: 4.54] [Comm: 3.86] [Fast: 5.00] Description: A survey on your vehicle, driving in your city, and other transportation related topics. Time: 3 hour(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.25 Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

 

[Kallee]

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from SS Behavior Lab for work related to 3BAKUKE49HC63EZI8KPUCJGEIAU1R9.
The value of your bonus is: $8.50 USD

The Requester included this note:
You recently participated in a study in which you completed an imaginary shopping task with $10. The instructions stated that we would randomly select 1 out of every 20 participants who successfully completed this study to be paid whatever amount is left over from their $10 budget. You were chosen and this is your bonus amount. Thank you.

Thanks for being a Worker on Mechanical Turk!

 

[kryss]

And would just love when people would ask what it meant.
He was kind of an arrogant douche.

I love pretentious people, means I can be a real asshat and not feel bad about it.

 

[minkyboodle]

Rolls off the tongue.

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[Mr. Krabs]

Title: Survey about your attitudes and opinions(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: ideaslab [AH4M963EWDB4W] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.50] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 69] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $18.46/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: 10 min survey on your attitudes and opinions Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs LessThanOrEqualTo 500000; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Exc: [38851-40481] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 80; Location In US;

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[GenericPear]

Total approved HITs LessThanOrEqualTo 500000

 

[thedorchannel]

has ocmp5 posted today?

If not, I'm gonna send a complaint to walmart, telling them their site needs to be organized, and FAST