05/01 - May Day Monday!

[loki3404]

i feel like in light of the situation it's in bad taste too make this joke but yolo
they're turkers, they're staying inside already

It's the wrong day of the month to accidentally get a small dose of vitamin d while making a Costco run.

 

[sofaslug]

That £12 survey on Prolific from last week just approved.

Time to test out this new Circle payment system.

 

[Kerek]

Be helpful, answer questions, post hits or completion times, learn to write scripts and share them.

Or...

 

[Rerun]

What can I do to please the crowd?

Do what you do best. Shitpost.

 

[Vanyanka]

We'll see if that stays LOL

We're both examples to the whole forum.

 

[Vanyanka]

Or...

Be me.

 

[C to the J]

Or...

 

[TobyF]

Be me.

but you have a trophy. you must be a winner.

 

[minkyboodle]

i feel like in light of the situation it's in bad taste too make this joke but yolo
they're turkers, they're staying inside already

Not necessarily, yo. Remember that there are three reasons turkers venture out: Costco, pizza, and booze.

A firefighter was shot

I just saw that. I hope no one else is injured and they catch the person without incident.

 

[rsclone]

Anyone have any good sunburn remedies? Asking because part of me may or may not match Josh's Illinois State hoodie. >.>

buy an aloe vera plant and use it directly from the leaves or fronds or whatever they call them....trust a cracker on that one....

 

[Squatty]

You always joke, but you post a lot of hits and completion times and a lot of them are screeners or qual hits.
You help people make a lot of money.

 

[Michele]

afternoon

 

[Jaded]

buy an aloe vera plant and use it directly from the leaves or fronds or whatever they call them....trust a cracker on that one....

Unless you're allergic

@TQueen (I think that was you)

 

[Vanyanka]

but you have a trophy. you must be a winner.

Yes, I win all the things. Other people should just give up.

 

[Cmoney]

You always joke, but you post a lot of hits and completion times and a lot of them are screeners or qual hits.
You help people make a lot of money.

I second this.

 

[Jaded]

Be helpful, answer questions, post hits or completion times, learn to write scripts and share them.

If that fails start giving out money. People really like you then.

Or at least pretend to and that counts.

 

[Kerek]

Be me.

 

[loki3404]

You always joke, but you post a lot of hits and completion times and a lot of them are screeners or qual hits.
You help people make a lot of money.

@C to the J What she's trying to say is your shitposting consistency needs work.

 

[TobyF]

I second this.

I third this. I just figured out from him how to get coupons from taco bell.

 

[Squatty]

Yes, I win all the things. Other people should just give up.

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