05/03 - Wondering if it's Wednesday

[It's Gamera!]

Thanks for the book suggestions, all!

If you're looking for something informative yet breezy, I suggest - Bananas: How the United Fruit Company Shaped the World

Odd subject to be sure, but I picked it up on a whim and found it a really good and easy read.

 

[spchles1]

Yeah.. still calling BS on that story I'd like to read that actual medical journal.. A girl with no vagina gets pregnant after giving oral to her boyfriend and then getting stabbed in the stomach by her ex.

Pretty Believable

 

[Not A Robot]

He sucks at it.

He's a plumber..

 

[Deleted member 481]

Anyone complete the $2 Jennings hit yet, time?

like 10-12 minutes, pretty easy.

 

[Jaded]

Title: College Female Hair Pulling, Anxiety, & Ethnicity Study | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Caitlin [A21LS2RB3KFP23] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 3.67] [Reviews: 4] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Looking for Black or White female, undergraduate college students who pull their body hair for non-cosmetic reasons and are at least 18 years of age to complete a survey on hair pulling, ethnicity, and anxiety. Email cc4149a@student.american.edu for link Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.75 Qualifications: None;

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[Jaded]

Title: Workplace Decision-Making Study (8-11 mins) **$0.90** | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: SUNYOUNG LEE [ALDTFZWMNJJXN] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.30] [Fast: 3.52] [Comm: 3.07] [Fair: 3.30] [Reviews: 139] [ToS: 1] TO 2: Not Available Description: We are looking for currently EMPLOYED INDIVIDUALS to take part in a fun research study, which will help managers and organizations better understand employees. The study will take about 8-11 mins. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.90 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 50; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 96; Location is US;

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Pretty sure I did this earlier and it wasn't too long

 

[Squatty]

Why doesn't Peach have some kind of security force in place?

Now I see your question

Because then there would be no struggle in the game. Life isn't worth living if there is no struggle, no obstacles to overcome.

Also, Peach is secretly having an affair with Bowser. But since he is a bad boy, they use the whole kidnapping thing as a ruse to get some alone time.

 

[SunlitSunflower]

Now I see your question

Because then there would be no struggle in the game. Life isn't worth living if there is no struggle, no obstacles to overcome.

YOU ARE CORRECT.

 

[C to the J]

Melee was best.
Have 1000+ hours logged on that shit.

 

[Vanyanka]

They eventually save her but it would be a lot easier just to protect her from getting kidnapped in the first place. It has to be taking a toll on her psychologically.

 

[j0e]

Now I see your question

Because then there would be no struggle in the game. Life isn't worth living if there is no struggle, no obstacles to overcome.

 

[Kerek]

Melee was best.
Have 1000+ hours logged on that shit.

If you have 40 minutes to waste

 

[MerryLou]

Pretty Believable

Well that thing is an abomination.. I'm gonna leave it.

 

[basketcasey]

Do storks have any sort of medical training, certification or anything? It seems kinda weird we trusted a bunch of birds with the next generation of humans when birds are notorious assholes.

Yeah, they're NP's.

 

[SunlitSunflower]

Well that thing is an abomination.. I'm gonna leave it.

Is he test fitting himself for a noose? /s

 

[Cmoney]

Title: 5-minute survey about food choices | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Consumer Survey Research [A3GL1U6O4WVL8] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.00] [Fast: 4.76] [Comm: 4.50] [Fair: 4.79] [Reviews: 216] [ToS: 1] TO 2: [Rate: $5.21/hr] [Pen: 3.25 days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 100% of 2] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: 5-minute survey about food choices Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is US;

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[Squatty]

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[MerryLou]

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[minkyboodle]

It's okay. You see, depression is a deep dark rich soil that you spread your roots into. You stick your roots into the deep rocks and crevices of the sadness. You then drain what can be taken from this darkness and raise yourself to the sky till you find the sun!

And then you take that bastard sun down into those deep roots and strangle it. Strangle and drain the life of the sun to feed yourself and your further advancement. Drain every last drop till the light fades to blackness. Then grow further finding further suns and rinse and repeat till you are the largest, brightest thing in existence.

Do you have a twitter account with these motivational bits on it? Because your nihilistic optimism is right up my alley, and I'd follow the fuck out of your page.

Good morning or afternoon, depending on where your butt is. I'm up late, but earlier than the past few days. Kicking into high gear today, as I'm taking tomorrow off for a coffee date and small business planning with my AdoptedMa. Here's hoping money rains down upon us all. Good luck out there and things and stuff!

 

[basketcasey]

You're welcome.