05/08 - Masticating Meat on Monday!

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Holy cow, Night Vale just keeps getting better:

"The Night Vale Community Theater is holding auditions for its fall show, “Once On This Island.” Interested thespians should bring a head shot and resume to the Recreation Center auditorium on Thursday night.

All auditionees must perform a one-minute monologue and sing one song. Bring sheet music along if you would like piano accompaniment. Auditionees will also be required to do a cold reading, and give blood and stool samples along with mandatory radiation testing following the auditions.

Do not sing anything from South Pacific.

People of color are urged to audition, as Night Vale Community Theater is an equal-opportunity employer.

Oh, also, actors with long-range sniper training, FORTRAN computer programming, and top-notch wilderness survival skills are a plus.

Final casting will be announced in secret via dirigible.

No one can ever know."

It's as if The SCP Foundation was located in Minnesota.
 
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Title: Record short video clips of your face while speaking specific words (~1.4 hours) | PANDA
Requester: cv-research [A2X4BLJYSAQYON] (Contact)
(TO): [Pay: 5.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 0.00]
Description:
In this task we will give you a list of words and you will record your face motion while speaking these words. You can use your computer webcam or Android device.
Time: 3 days
HITs Available: 1
Reward: $20.00
Qualifications: Location is one of: KR, US; HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 80;

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yay ive had this sitting in my queue for a couple of days, but hadn't had a TO, glad to see it looks ok. i should maybe do it.
 

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yay ive had this sitting in my queue for a couple of days, but hadn't had a TO, glad to see it looks ok. i should maybe do it.
better hurry
3 diff sessions 3 hrs apart
 

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Holy cow, Night Vale just keeps getting better:

"The Night Vale Community Theater is holding auditions for its fall show, “Once On This Island.” Interested thespians should bring a head shot and resume to the Recreation Center auditorium on Thursday night.

All auditionees must perform a one-minute monologue and sing one song. Bring sheet music along if you would like piano accompaniment. Auditionees will also be required to do a cold reading, and give blood and stool samples along with mandatory radiation testing following the auditions.

Do not sing anything from South Pacific.

People of color are urged to audition, as Night Vale Community Theater is an equal-opportunity employer.

Oh, also, actors with long-range sniper training, FORTRAN computer programming, and top-notch wilderness survival skills are a plus.

Final casting will be announced in secret via dirigible.

No one can ever know."

It's as if The SCP Foundation was located in Minnesota.
haha this is awesome. i would love to know about consequences if you do sing something from South Pacific.
 
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