05/13 - Seafood Saturday!

[JenniLeigh]

I'd reply that all animal crackers are gross unless they're frosted animal crackers, but @Kerek will just chime in like last time and just point out that they're not crackers, they're cookies

I concur!

 

[VGB]

I need to to make some phone calls and take it back.

wow grammar much lol owned @Bode "Emo Barry" Miller

 

[JenniLeigh]

I walk down the stairs to get my primenow order.

I don't have pants on.

I have my wallet/phone in 1 hand, and a tip (in change) in the other.

I open the door, put my phone/wallet between my chin and neck, and reach out to hand the driver his tip.

The tip is in change, bunched up in my fist as I reach out to give it to him.

He gives me a fist bump.

Awkward silence.

He realizes I'm trying to hand him money. I give him money.

Cringes were had.

Did you shake ya panda at him!? :o

 

[Deleted member 526]

found this on my computer. realized there have been way less bounding box hits on mturk over the last 6 months.

 

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

wow grammar much lol owned @Bode "Emo Barry" Miller

please don't tag me

 

[Pippa]

I'd reply that all animal crackers are gross unless they're frosted animal crackers, but @Kerek will just chime in like last time and just point out that they're not crackers, they're cookies

Animal cookies in my soup
Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop
Gosh oh gee but I have fun
Swallowing animals one by one

just doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

 

[VGB]

please don't tag me

@YAHU

 

[Pleco]

You lost me at you don't have pants on.

Maybe that's why he went in with the fist bump?

A tip bump would've been way more awkward.

 

[QueenOfScreams]

Lmao I left the phone in the kitchen (open concept so not a big deal, but I was in the recliner reclining lmao, under a blanket, on my laptop) and I was like oh fuck and of course the night coordinator is so dramatic when he calls lmao but I was like for real.. I almost broke my phone and laptop just to write down the on call nurse's personal number since she lost her work phone which *knock on wood* nothing bad happens and I don't need it.

 

[Pippa]

A tip bump would've been way more awkward.

I didn't think of that.

 

[Drwho10]

A tip bump would've been way more awkward.

he technically did give him a tip bump. he had his tip in his hand... as weird as that sounds just typing it out

 

[Rerun]

he technically did give him a tip bump. he had his tip in his hand... as weird as that sounds just typing it out

Yeah, that's so unlike you.

 

[Pleco]

he technically did give him a tip bump. he had his tip in his hand... as weird as that sounds just typing it out

Wow it's like this whole thing could be interpreted as having two meanings! How weird.

 

[aveline]

Wow it's like this whole thing could be interpreted as having two meanings! How weird.

We should probably just move on and never speak of it again.

 

[kryss]

please don't tag me

Be nice to cupcake.

 

[Pippa]

 

[VGB]

Be nice to cupcake.

c'mon mom I handle myself stop embarrassing me in front of my cool forum friends

 

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

Be nice to cupcake.

 

[kryss]

c'mon mom I handle myself stop embarrassing me in front of my cool forum friends

 

[Drwho10]

Yeah, that's so unlike you.