05/18 - Tapir Thursday!

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basketcasey

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It's okay. I'd watch your back though because my fans can get a little rabid. I probably won't order them to devour you.
I'm going to somehow bribe my way into getting your home address. I shall wait patiently until you go out of town. I'll then replace every appliance in your home with face bank. Hell, I'll even replace your pillows with face bank. Face bank will become your life. You will become face bank.

On my way out, I will also replace all your photographs with photos of Nicholas Cage, for funsies.
 

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I'm going to somehow bribe my way into getting your home address. I shall wait patiently until you go out of town. I'll then replace every appliance in your home with face bank. Hell, I'll even replace your pillows with face bank. Face bank will become your life. You will become face bank.

On my way out, I will also replace all your photographs with photos of Nicholas Cage, for funsies.
instead of doing that, move everything over to the side by like an inch. TThat'll really throw her off.
 
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